Is BPEL cheating?
So now that I’ve immersed myself in the PE world, I’ve learned new terminology that was previously foreign to me. One of the new terms is BPEL or Bone- Pressed Erect Length. We all know what it means, and how to measure it.
One day while measuring BPEL a question sprang to mind: isn’t this sort of cheating? You take a ruler, impale yourself on it, tilt the ruler this way and that, squint your eyes a bit and finally you come up with a number. Then you decide that since your weenie goes a little past one line on the ruler, that it’s actually closer to the next line up. With a little work, and the correct lighting and viewing angle, you can turn a 5 incher into a 7 inch tool with no problem.
OK now think back to your pre-PE days. Your buddy bets you that he has a 9 inch penis. You take the bet and he whips it out. He does his thing, gets an erection and pulls out the ruler. Now if he proceeded to stab it half way into his gut and said “Check it out, nine inches!” you’d feel that you’d been cheated.
Furthermore women don’t think in scientifically-accurate-laboratory-precise terms. They don’t compare your size to a ruler, they compare it to other cocks they’ve wrestled in the past. So if you whip out your five inch wang and lay claims to seven… she’s not thinking “Wow, seven inches of man meat!” what she really is thinking is “Fuck, if that’s 7, then my ex must have had at least a foot!”
In short: be honest with yourself.
Oh, how I hope and pray that I will, but today I am still just a bill.