Is It In Yet????

I’ve actually had a few “is it in“‘s. On My part though, LOL!!! :D

Story goes that in missionary or from behind when she is flat on her stomach, when we are not yet coupled, because at least in part due to my curve, I will think I am sliding into her when in actual fact I am just sliding either inbetween her legs or between her and the bed…

To cut a long story short I look like a total ass when I start sliding back and forwards and she’s lying there like WTF? :D

There are many powerful testimonies in this thread as to why we are here. But it’s not just the harsh moments that helped make me feel I need to be bigger. It’s also the everyday culture I live in and the occasional comment a woman makes about big men, how they check out bulges, and shoes and hands for any sign they think might help them know if he is hung or not. Last night I was watching some of the MTV video music awards and Christina Agulara, who has indicated in a video in the past that she is a size queen, was on stage and grabbed near 50 cent’s (he’s said to be hung) crotch and then grabbed about foot down his leg and back and forth she went grabbing, giving an impression she was grabbing a long dick. He wasn’t actually hard or anything, it was just an impression she and he for some reason wanted to perform on stage. This is in front of millions of viewers. How many young ladies are influenced by seeing what their idol peers like?

BT,

I noticed the same thing and am curious about the response. Agulara and 50 cent were both concentrating on his crotch during the performance. The dance was all about his crotch. If he wasn’t holding it, she was….She also knew where it was…..

I also worked while still in high school and the manager was a woman. She said she thought that as a skinny white boy (I was skinny back then) that when soft mine was probably “about the size of her little pinky”. I had almost forgotten about this until I saw your post. I only recall her saying it a couple of times. It’s just another moment among many others in different times and places and people in my life. Still, it was something to see you had experienced something similiar.

Of course we know that being skinny is likely to mean the oppisite if anything, funny that :p

Yeah, you skinny boys suck. Although It’s all just fine in the BP department.

I seriously doubt that Agulara would know what to do with a 12 inch thick dick… She strikes me as the type of woman who could not take a very hard pounding when it comes down to it…

RWG

I had just got through thinking the same thing earlier when seeing a news clip with her being interviewed outside. The female interviewer towered over her and was bigger framed than Agulara. Agulara looked really frail next to her. I was thinking her looks had better be deceiving as to what she had handle if she’s hooking up with 50 cent.

I have never had a horror story like you guys, but I am an avid porn viewer and envy the men with huge dicks in porn. none of my partners have ever commented on my size at all, but I have never failed to bring anyone to multiple orgasms…. My girlfriend right now comments on how huge pornstars dicks are, maybe that is where my insecurity comes from. All in all I don’t feel insecure, but I’m the kind of person that likes to be good at everything and have the best everything. If you workout and have the best body why not work out your dick too? I have dont excersizes on and off for a few years (mostly off) but initially measured at are 6-6.25 and now measure 6.75. All I can say is god bless PE.

No offense, but it’s Nelly people. It wasn’t 50 cent. And I didn’t see her grabbing a crotch. She was more or less rubbing his leg. I didn’t see it as sexual as I guess you all are. Just my 2 pennies.

SmokeSwirl, I have heard that roids only effect your balls.

I have hard time thinking someone would put that stuff in to them for Olympic glory, if they knew what effects it would have on their lil’buddies.

kaunajouna, excellent point, thought that myself before I delved into it.

It really depends on your endocrine system as far as I could tell, so I figure you could conceivably shoot D-Balls without having your dick shrink. In my case, when I noticed that I was basically becoming more mellow, but with pretty much the same results sports-wise, I started uping my dosages from 1.5 grams to 3 grams (uhh!) That’s when my prostate begin to hurt from swelling, so everything started drawing back into me. That’s what happened, same fuckin’ deal when I took andro.

I guess my body can’t handle producing more testosterone. But my pud-pulling has been pretty good!

No I’ve never got this kinda question.

I think all you guys need is a good comeback to “IS IT IN YET?”

Try ” I don’t know, I can’t feel the sides”

They get real quiet.

Is that a good response?

Let’s try using your example with some poor sap let’s call him Joe:

Wife: “Is it in yet?”
Joe: I don’t know, I can’t feel the sides.”
Wife: “Stop using a Q-tip then.”

*Enter the post-death Pacman music*

-Tom “Catapult Crotch” Foolery