Jelqs on a plane

“I’ve had it with these muthafuckin jelqs on this muthafuckin plane!”

Ahaha I really did jelq on a plane. It was good. So good in fact that I did a second 10 minute set while at 40,000 feet. It’s not the mile high club I wanted to get in to but I do reccomend it next time you fly.

Starring Samuel L. Jackson.

So other than the toilet, there’s your seat. Unless you fly business or first class, the seat would be a pretty hard place to do it.

Mostly off topic, I don’t get why people brag about having sex in a chemical toilet that’s half the size of a standard toilet. OK, why miss an opportunity but brag about it? Let’s face it sex in toilets is pretty perfunctory.

Interesting and brave experience.. The air pressure is lower in the plane, so in principle the erection should be slightly easier.

I missed that movie, but something tells me it didn’t end well for the snakes. Hope you fared better.

Why am I stuck with an image of a planeful of travellers doing slinkys on the way to a PE convention in Vegas?

Lol! Funny post

I guess we’re dealing with one eyed snakes on this plane!

lol that is funny almost like the judge who had his pump on under the desk look it up lol

Yeah it was in the lavatory. I had to keep it to 10 minutes so as not to raise suspicion and door knocking. Who else did something on a muthafuckin plane! I’d like to hear about it.

Hand job by my GF sitting next to me with a blanket on my lap. Flight attendant bagged us but didn’t say anything. In fact she looked like she smiled at us.

So you were the guy tying up the toilet. :mad:

I’m going to visit family next week I was thinking on taking an extender on my carry-on baggage but I have anxiety not sure what I am going to do. I hate to get stopped and have them search my bag right in front of my family. Has anyone had to bring it through airport security?

I have. Pump, extender. They inevitably pull your bag, assuming carry on, search it, and find. They look at you funny. You tell them what they’re for. They look at you funny again and send you on your way.

Just make sure it’s not in a carry on and you’ll be fine. :-P

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Jelqed on the trip back too. The decreased pressure does make it easier I think. Does that mean cultures living at high altitude have larger penis’?

Dogbone:
You should wear it through security and then smile at the guy when he feels up your crotch. I asked the guy if I should tip him when he was done today. He laughed. I didn’t.