Mom found out

Well, last night I casually srolled in at about midnight, coming home from my girlfriends house and my mom informs me that she wants to talk..

I was thinking this was a curfew talk…

NO! She was snooping through my emails and found out about my PE. She then printed out a whoe bunch of sources saying that 90% of men fall within the 5-7 range and that if I was my fathers son I should be fine, yada yada, then she told me how this doesn’t work and all thta.

And most embarrasing of all, on all the things she printed out, she high lighted key points, all shit I alread knew! Like that it takes clitoral stimulation for a woamn to orgasm and 50% can;t have vaginal orgasms, she things I’m bad in bed for godsakes! When in all reality, I’m fucking great, and my girlfriend is one of the few who multi-orgasm!!!

Everything she printed out was about how jelqing and pumping is only temprorary, so I didn’t even bother talking about how it takes months, and that the ligaments CAN be stretched, it was simply put, the worst 5 min of my life, and me and my mom have a very open relationship and she is an extreme liberal, so we got over it, but I was pissed.

Sorry about the rants, just thought I would shar that with you guys.

Holy shit bro, that’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard! And I thought it was bad finding out throught the grapevine (my brother and gf) that my mom had found my penis pump! At least she had the decency not to bring it up with me!

Oh shit, what your bro say, “so does it work” lol

Ya it was fecking horrible no doubt, but were all good and dandy, its just pissed me off, I just wanted to say, oh ya, all the forums are just plots to scam the masses huh? And thunder pays off people to say they gained right? Oh and the pics of gainers are all photo shopped even though we have experts on this very FORUM!!

Awkward… my mom would be the type to know and not tell me. But go to church every night to pray for my soul. But still hate me for it.

Hey, at least she is sympathetic about your self image and doesn’t want you thinking your cock is too small when it most certainly isn’t. I will give credit where credit is due.

Thanks 8-ball, your alright lol.

Ya, I loooong time ago I was a member to massive members and actually gained about .25 in girth, and I had to exercises printed out, and one day they were gone, she told me about those too, I just wanted to scream, well that worked for me and my cock is still fatter!!

My dad can even turn on a computer at 69 and my mom at 59 only knows how to get to IE which has a home page of her Real Estate page.

Wow. That’s some story, and I think maybe a first on the forum. I don’t know, a lot of guys have been caught but it is usually a girlfriend, wife or roommate at the dorm. I think there was a ‘caught by the boss’, a ‘fellow co-workers’ found out about a guy buying a stretcher because he used his buddy’s credit card to order it, I seem to recollect either a brother or sister caught me story, and one guy left dic pics on his dad’s digital camera, but I quite honestly think that is the first Mom, story. Very nice.

Well, is she telling the truth about Dad, is he blessed? Or is he, ‘Fine’ as they all say. If he is more than fine, maybe you will inherit the dick. Didn’t work for me, but you never know.

I wouldn’t worry about it, You mom sounds pretty hip. Worst part is you can’t argue with her about it working. It’s not like you can whip it out and show her your gains.

BG, you have the uncanny ability to brighten my day lol, first mom story, SICC! SOmeday even if I gain like 10 inches I will be famous for the mom story.

ya she is damn hip, and damn computer savy, so..

ANd yes my dad is probably around 7 X 5.25 if I had to guess.

Oh, Oh. She wouldn’t get an account here to monitor your activities more closely would she? :D

That would suck to have her on here reading all your posts.

I think the whole point is being missed here. Your mum might be hip, cool, with it and all that, but what fucking right has she to be reading your mail. I’d be totally pissed off if my mum read my mail. Yo mum’s got even more balls to then tell you about it. I’d tell her to fuck off and keep her nose outa my affairs.

And now you know what you wish you never did.

She most likely wants to make sure you do not get injured so will monitor you. Hi gameofinches mom!

Damn, that sounds ugly.
My mother once found a big bunch of stolen cigarettes in my room, and informed me to the police, in the late 80’s when I was a teen. I have never toughed of forgiving her… I’m still angry at her.
Mothers should not mess with their children’s personal stuff.

Tell your mother that PE is just a hobby like bodybuilding etc… :)

A mother and son members - that will be a first in Thunder’s place!
Make sure you clean up all your posts before she gets the chance to read them.