Mom found out

LOL, Great story, im not gonna lie ya moms deff cares about you, trying to comfort you with facts of how to pleasure women and what not, LOL i love it.

I openly told my mom and two of my sis’s about it. But the thing is i did it with confidence, and everything was cool. But when i first told my mom’s she gave me the that whole pleasure bit, but i like how your mom’s tried to get it in black in white, really caring. Mom’s gotta love em.

She was on desk top, and found porn, so then she said that justified her looking through my emails lol, whatever man.

If anyone runs into her, say this shit works.

Maybe a separate Welcome thread to say ‘hi’ to your mom is in order? Anything to make her feel welcome! A thread where we can also assure her that this about more than just getting a big cock; “P.E. is a shortcut to God, Mrs Gameofinches, really!” :D ;)

When I was a teen my mom ones found reefers in my room. Having run out of tobacco she went through my desk hoping to find a smoke, stumbled across the reefers, and figured they were handmade smokes. The moment I saw her after having come home from school, I knew she was high. lol “Those smokes really have a peculiar taste to them, Mule.” “Mom!! That’s marijuana!!” “No wonder I feel so…” Laughed my ass off. She did too. :)

LoL,, no I don’t think she will come on here, only one account per comp right? WHatever, right now my only foucs is trying to get that damn captn wench to stay put.

That must have been rather uncomfortable place to be in.

Ha ha ha thats funny.

At least she didnt find those dirty mags under the bed. :)

Hey GOI

I’m in the same situation as you, I still live at home. Even though my brother (twice) and my mother (once) have rushed in to my room (presuming that I wasn’t home) when me and my gf was fucking, I believe that moms try their best to make you feel good. Would you rather get caught when doing PE then by info on the net? I presume not.

You are lucky not to have a Mormon-mom or something like that, the next thing you know would be a anti-PE exorcism going on.

I remember when my mother caught me PEing early last year when she got home a few days early from her trip. She thought that I was masturbating and gave me the talk on how masturbation is perfectly natural. I tried to convince her that I wasn’t masturbating and explained PE to her and how it worked but she told me that PE was a load of shite and didn’t work (she’s a pharmacist and thinks she knows everything about everything). The funny thing was that later she commented on how much bigger I was than my father (showing me with her hands the length and girth of him then what she saw of mine). It was EXTREMELY awkward around the house after that conversation. I felt like Jim out of the American Pie movies! If she ever finds my porn collection I’m D.E.A.D!

That’s some fucked up shit dog

Knochenbrecher, that’s REALLY funny! If she said masturbation’s perfectly natural why oh why didn’t you just leave it at that? Telling your mom about PE must have been hilarious.

Maybe your mom now lurks at Thunder’s to pass information to your Dad. Or maybe your Dad now has an account here!

Every normal guy has a porn collection; your mom will expect you to have one. It only takes one mom to tell her friends that she’s found her son’s porn collection and they all rush home to search as soon as you go out. You’re only dead if it has really, really weird stuff in it.

I’m still laughing!

Gameofinches, don’t be pissed at your mom; if she hadn’t found out we wouldn’t be gently squirming for you, and you wouldn’t be getting more famous. If she does go on Thunder’s just think how impressed she’ll be by the number of posts you’ve clocked up in such a short time! Sounds like you have a seriously cool mom.

Actually, not a first. I think Sunny’s son has posted here before.

I also live with my parents and they asked me some difficult problems too. I told my mom about kegels and how it will enhance her sex life. She does them daily now.

I also told about the book “multi orgasmic man” and convinced my mom that PE are exercises which I have to preform to become multi orgasmic. She stopped whining after I told her this.

Ewwwww!

Why do you care? WtF!! I even asked my mothers friend if I could lend his saw to make a hole in my chair. He was in my room one time and stood staring at my redi-stretcher.

If I see my mom, I make joke’s about it. First I say, mom look at the ruler. First I was here and now I am here. Then I say; ” yes but I must work for it, so I go to my room now”. “So you know, I am sitting here all evening”.

They never came in. If they do I will say; “I come to you later, first I will end this set”.

Game,

Keep in mind how a mother sees a son, and therefore where she’s coming from. This woman sees you as a whole “history”. That includes the first few times she had to throw out your tighty whities at 1.5 years old cause you shit in them. You may have forgotten but she hasn’t. There’s no blaming her, and you should listen to her, take what is valuable (in your estimation) and shitcan the rest. (Make it easier on her by thanking her for “being such a caring wonderful person”.) Then go your own way. She may even be right about most things but your life is about learning on your path, honoring your own inner judgements and learning your own lessons. Owning your own life, good and bad and staying in the game pointed in the right direction. And that’s toward the man you want to become. Practicing this successfully with your own mother will help you avoid all the common and typical suckholes all men get into with women. Don’t forget the compliments and thanks.they’re the absolute key!

Truth is it will be a relief to her when you cut the chord.I did my best, my job is done, he’s on his own, I hope he fares well.He’s a man now. From coach to cheerleader.she knows she doesn’t know what makes a man tick and how to be a good one. She’ll settle for helping you keep your heart open when she can. Same with the “wife of the future” though she expects you to arrive ready made.

All that aside it had to suck. And it’s funny as shit. Next year some chickie will lower your drawers, gasp, compliment your big dick and cum hard on it. And you will laugh your ass off for the rest of your life about the whole thing.