Most insanely bad PE practices (New Year Resolutions)

Getting back to PE folly… I was trimming my pubic hair - that always makes it look bigger, so it’s kind of a PE excercise, right? Well I decided that I’d trim my balls as well. No drinks or sleeping were involved, just plain clumsiness and failure to see the potential for danger, but I somehow stabbed my scrotum with one of the sharp ends of the scissors.

Fortunately nothing was damaged although it bled a lot. A lot more than I expected and I had to lay low from my girlfriend for a few days because every time I looked there was dried blood caked to my dick.

ouch!!!:faint:

Good lord. Some of you guys…how are you still alive?

All I will say is that friends don’t let friends drink and hang.

Thank god I have neither an electric vacuum pump nor mastery of clamping.

A hanger and a JES knock-off are bad enough.

My worst PE related mishap isn’t really a painful one… just one where you would call me a dumbass.

It all started on thanksgiving this year. Everyone ate the big dinner and were all sleeping downstairs. So naturally I thought great! I can do a quick 20 minute clamping session! So I go into the computer room (which has a spare bed in it) and proceed to watch porn and get a nice clamping session going. I was clamped for about 15 minutes and walked around the room (I can’t remember why now) and sat back down for the last two minutes.

So I was sitting here watching porn with a big clamped dick and suddenly I hear a sigh and the covers on the bed behind me scattered around. I quickly shut off the porn as fast as I could and my clamped dick literally became instantly flaccid. I got the clamp off, pulled up my pants, walked over to the bed… looked under the covers….. and said “hey mom, what are you doing in here?” (my heart was beating beating so fast it was unbelievable, I was so nervous to know what she saw, if anything)

She opens her eyes and very sleepily says “what time is it, I must of dosed off,” I told her the time and she said “can you wake me up in 15 minutes, I’m still tired.” I had the biggest sigh of relief in the world.

I thought wow, imagine what my mother would have said or done? I mean its not everyday a mother catches her son watching porn while strangling his penis. And no one go thinking my mom was doing something other than sleeping under those covers… you sick minded people! haha seriously, she is a very religious person who, at the sight of me watching porn while we had a house full of relatives would have seriously been angry.

I go to the community college here and to save on money I live at home… so privacy is something I only have at the best of times… this not being one of them.

Heh, I think I did that when I was 10 or something like that, except it was the bottom of my shaft, and I only snipped it a little, there’s now a very fine inch long scar there… I’m sure it grew along with me.

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