My Little Brother Has A Bigger Penis Than Me!!!

That is funny. The whole thread is funny. How someone can even joke, that he hates is own brother because he has a bigger penis?

I have a brother also and I know, that brothers contest with each others, but I have never heard about penis contest or even thought about it. You seem to take it quite seriously, but I hope, that you don’t really hate your brother, because of his bigger penis. If you want to hate him, hate him for a reason, not because of that.

Are you going to hate your brother because of everything: he has better car, girlfriend, house, job, better looking (how about that?), mummy loves him more..

Actually I was wrong, this thread isn’t funny it is sad.

J123 of course I dont hate my brother, I’m just envious being the older brother I think I should have the bigger penis. I hope I can serve my time at Thunders and eventually earn a bigger penis.

Infact my original question was about why my brother has a bigger penis than me, and will some boffins find out why dicks come in different sizes.

It is good to hear, that you don’t actually hate your brother.

If you have same parents, you have the same gene-pool, not the same genes. Your genes are mix from your parents gene-pool, so there is some variation. The variation includes penis sizes.

And just imagine that he’s not much bigger, just a little big bit bigger, so it’s negligible :D

You drew the short straw -lol. DNA can be cruel sometimes, but that’s why you’re here. Just be glad you are heathly and you were born with two arms and two legs… some people were not.

The way I see it, you found yourself some new motivation.

What was this post about .. Oh hey Gonabbiger I agree with Drilla.

I think you should go over to your brothers and tell him to whip

It out ,if he doesn’t he’s lying. I say this to my stepbrother all the

Time he says his is bigger. I say prove it!

MY son said to me, “Dad don’t you hate it when you go and sit down on the toilet and your thing hangs in the water”

All I could say was DAMN. I wish it hung in the toilet when I sat down.

Maybey the toilet seat is too big and he falls through? LOL just trying to help you feel better.

OK, in my years here at the forum I have seen some pathetic bitching and whining but I think this takes the cake. I’m not fully convinced that this thread isn’t a joke. If an ex or some other guy your GF is fucking had a huge dick then that sucks but come on man, it’s your brother, why the hell do you have to be jealous of him?

That is not very nice 8- ball,if you read my post it is not pathetic bitching and whining as you call it. My post was more to do with the fact we are Brothers, we share the same Genes so I would of thought we would have the same size penis. That was more of what my question was about, as in what determines the size of our penis, and when is some boffin going to find out what makes our penis grow through puperty.I was using the word jealous lightly so instead of writing an unwanted bitchy post 8-ball I was after some Theory’s.

My brother has a much bigger cock than me. However I have an advantage over him which I must keep secret in case it divulges our identity.

Well I stand behind everything I said in my last post but in terms of a theory, you said earlier that you have different fathers. This is kind of a no brainer.

This genetics thing doesn’t explain everything. My daughter was born Asian and my wife and I are both Caucasian. Weird stuff happens, who know why.

Why even worry about it, how is worrying going to help you deal with issue? The more you worry about it the more psychologically distracting it will be. Whether it distracts you during PE or when your with another person. Something like this will only ruin your satisfaction of any gains you will ever make with PE unless you can find a way to get over this problem you have.