New Lube!

Hey guys,

Just came back from a few weeks off of pe and really wanted to pump, but couldn’t find any lube in the house for the life of me. So I just said fuck it and grabbed a can of cooking spray. It’s mainly just soy and water so I figred why the hell not. I was actually surprised how well it worked but have yet to test it with jelqs. Hey, if I get hungry while jelqing I can just lick my fingers :D

And then one day if you’re extremely successful with PE, lick something else :D

Way ahead of you dude. In the end the yoga classes and the tightness in the chest wasn’t worth the hassle.

:D This sounds fun! Always up for new found lube. I used olive oil once. Was the best lube I ever used, but had to stop because my mother was wondering why it was in my bathroom. I’m gonna try your new lube, divider. :D

I’ll keep you posted when I compare Pam to spray Crisco NT

Today I experimented with cooking spray for the second time and I’m blown away. The cool thing isthat it’s both cooling and thick enough that you don’t need more than one or two applications throught your entire routine.

I used the same lube for:
10min pumping
100 jelqs
3 sets of target jelqs
3 sets of holds
3 more sets of 25 target jelqs

I was planning on finishing with more pumping or clamping but after taking time off to let my wrists heal from a gym injury, this as it 100% for me.

So you’re saying she won’t wonder why you have cooking spray in your bathroom? Lol!

Well…I’ll tell her I needed to do some plumbing. Hahaha!

Wise up NT,

Go get a bottle of thick anal lube and replace the contents of a conditioner bottle with it. The lube will be thick enough to jelq with a steamy shower at your back and if any one uses it then it will just wash out. Go with water based because the silicone based can irritate skin.

Speaking of lube, Divider, I don’t use premium astroglide anymore. It makes my foreskin too soft, and freaks me out. So I use the normal.