Only on Thunders would you hear or say....

Hey guys; Here is my full body pic. Do you think my lips are the same shade as my glans?

PE or PEd?

“Big Fat Mushroomhead - Help!”

“You have a very nice looking cock”…. From a straight male.

So, I was in the kitchen naked, hanging 20lbs, when I realised that I was being stared at, through the window, by my wife’s friend.

“Can I have 2” or 3” of your dick? That thing is huuuge!”

Commenting on picture: “Nice cock dude, btw, I like the tiles in your bathroom. I’m thinking about doing the same in ours.”

No where else do people ask if they’re touching their own genitals the right way.

‘help I’ve got a doughnut, do i need to go to the emerg?’

‘nothing to worry about, my unit does that a lot’

‘[his] wand is named SparkleFairy Princess.’

“My wife is experiencing pain from my 8X6, she wants me to stop, but I am gonna Stealth PE anyway”
“<*crying*>Some girl told me that my 9X7 is average”

And how could you guys forget:

“I heard Mandingo’s dick is only 7.5 inches?”

“Nice flaccid”

“Can I have sex after workout?”

“My head swelled, awesome!”

You have to stay awake Edmunteen, or the pure ones will moonblink us!

WTF?