Does the expression “luxury problems” exist in English, too? :p
Norsey
PE is complicating my life.
10inchadvantage
Girls tend to forget, when you have a huge penis, that they get “addicted to what the dick did.” (Addicted by Juvenile featuring Brian Mcknight)
Cock Kent
Did you really need a new thread with “PE definitely has its trade-offs” cause your dick hits the toilet?
Originally Posted by quickbeam1213
Also, as my dick gets bigger and bigger, I have to keep it from touching the rim of the toilet the entire time I’m taking a dump. Most of my waking hours are spent away from home so this doesn’t happen often. It’s only when I’m home and have to sit. Those are minor complaints though! I love what I’m getting for my effort!
Yes most new toilets in public areas are “chair height”. Apparently your parents have a typical toilet.
While spending time away from home are you looking for a way to get your own place and off the mom and dad tit that is complicating your PE life?
quickbeam1213
Originally Posted by Cock Kent
Did you really need a new thread with “PE definitely has its trade-offs” cause your dick hits the toilet?Yes most new toilets in public areas are “chair height”. Apparently your parents have a typical toilet.
While spending time away from home are you looking for a way to get your own place and off the mom and dad tit that is complicating your PE life?
My bad, and yes, I am working on getting away.
TheContinental
Haha that’s funny. That’s my accidental (and slightly gross) way of measuring my flaccid hang. If it dips I say “Sick! But…wow…but…gross.”
Jelq, ADS, repeat.
Final Goal: 8EL x 6.2
Must...think...long...term.
DiamondWinds
Originally Posted by 10inchadvantage
Girls tend to forget, when you have a huge penis, that they get “addicted to what the dick did.” (Addicted by Juvenile featuring Brian Mcknight)
I know! I always forget when guys have huge dicks. Then they always get mad at me when I accidentally wonder off with someone else. Why can’t I ever remember that?
:beaver:
boner7484
Originally Posted by DiamondWinds
I know! I always forget when guys have huge dicks. Then they always get mad at me when I accidentally wonder off with someone else. Why can’t I ever remember that?:beaver:
I confused. Was that a subtle reminder that dick size is not the be all and end all of the sexual experience?
Starting Stats - 5.5 BPEL x 5.6 EG
Current Stats - 5.7 BPEL x 6.5 EG
Goal - 7 x 6 (with hopefully a large flaccid hang)
DiamondWinds
Originally Posted by boner7484
I confused. Was that a subtle reminder that dick size is not the be all and end all of the sexual experience?
Not unless you want it to be. :)
Maybe she likes your dick because it’s attached to you.
Maybe she’s not just a Size Queen looking for a big one.
Too me there would have to be some chemistry or something that attracted me in the first place.
If not, we would never get to the part where you show me your dick anyway.
petitfaun
Originally Posted by DiamondWinds
Not unless you want it to be. :)Maybe she likes your dick because it’s attached to you.
Maybe she’s not just a Size Queen looking for a big one.Too me there would have to be some chemistry or something that attracted me in the first place.
If not, we would never get to the part where you show me your dick anyway.
:flash:
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boner7484
Originally Posted by DiamondWinds
Not unless you want it to be. :)Maybe she likes your dick because it’s attached to you.
Maybe she’s not just a Size Queen looking for a big one.Too me there would have to be some chemistry or something that attracted me in the first place.
If not, we would never get to the part where you show me your dick anyway.
The honest answer then would be ‘yes’.
Starting Stats - 5.5 BPEL x 5.6 EG
Current Stats - 5.7 BPEL x 6.5 EG
Goal - 7 x 6 (with hopefully a large flaccid hang)
Clubber
Originally Posted by DiamondWinds
Not unless you want it to be. :)Maybe she likes your dick because it’s attached to you.
Maybe she’s not just a Size Queen looking for a big one.Too me there would have to be some chemistry or something that attracted me in the first place.
If not, we would never get to the part where you show me your dick anyway.
I hate how women I’m attracted to make it so hard for me to expose myself. But when I do, watch out…..Jack.
Current stats: [7.5 BPEL * 4.9 EG]
GOAL: [8 NBPEL * 6 EG]
Perception is reality.
DiamondWinds
Originally Posted by Clubber
I hate how women I’m attracted to make it so hard for me to expose myself. But when I do, watch out…..Jack.
:mutley:
Audi561
Originally Posted by Clubber
I hate how women I’m attracted to make it so hard for me to expose myself. But when I do, watch out.Jack.
Apparently petitfaun exposes himself regardless.
Originally Posted by petitfaun
X:flash::D
Clubber you could always try the ‘naked man’. If a girl invites you back to her place or wherever and it’s going okay with only you two alone. When she goes out of the room (you could ask for a drink) get completely bare ass naked and just sit there waiting for her. The response should be a good one. ;) It’s a worth a try right?
quickbeam1213
Things might get really complicated in a little bit. I put an app in at a place that is offering 8-5 M-F. I would have to get up at 6:00 or so so I can catch the 7:00 bus. Can’t catch the 8:00 bus since that’s when I would start. Staying up late to PE (the only time I can do it) would make me extremely tired every morning. I’m sort of hoping I don’t get the job for this reason. Fingers crossed.
Acid Jazz
Originally Posted by DiamondWinds
Maybe she likes your dick because it’s attached to you.
Maybe she’s not just a Size Queen looking for a big one.Too me there would have to be some chemistry or something that attracted me in the first place.
If not, we would never get to the part where you show me your dick anyway.
But, but, but, …. this makes no sense at all. I thought once the chemistry is there and the sex is good, then women start thinking that they need a bigger cock to satisfy them to the
full extent possible…… ( …. and we think you women are complicated.. ;) )
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