Penimaster - Such a scary moment!

For those who like pictures:

How Do Radio Frequency EAS Systems Work?

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I was doing Jury Duty last year, which was great because I got to leave the house later than everyone and pump to my hearts content :) :_pump: :D . I would clamp it up, and remove the clamp in the Court House bathroom when it became uncomfortable. One day, I got the bright idea :D to wear a couple of golf weights.

Ding ding ding went the metal detector. I took my coat off, shoes, wallet, watch, power bars out of my pocket, then I broke into a cold sweat :eek: , I forgot I had the weights on. They frisked me and let me go through. I didn’t make that mistake again.

Slack i am shocked at your initial response. Maj.Wood basically said the same as me, but with all of the relevant technical jargon included. I skipped over it because I didn’t think it was necessary.

So you know all about security systems eh? What makes you believe I know nothing about them?

Even the picture provided is a wire pretty much as I tried to describe. Am I missing something, or were you?

Well it seems to me that you can easily bypass these security tags if you have a Strong magnet?

I’ve worn my PM EVERYWHERE… electronics stores, music stores, hardware stores, department stores & so on. Not once has any of the alarms gone off. I can’t wait for the opportunity to explain this when it does happen though. Can you just imagine?

clerk: Excuse me sir but you just triggered the store’s electronic theft detection device. Please step back into the store.
GRX: Pardon me miss, but what seems to be the problem?
clerk: Since you triggered the theft detection device, I’ll have to look at your receipt and your bags.
GRX: Well, I don’t have either since I didn’t purchase anything today. Are you sure that the system is functioning properly? Does your store have a policy for testing and calibrating this machine daily to ensure its accuracy and thus protecting the public from false accusations due to malfunctions?
clerk: Excuse me sir? Um, I’ll have to ask you to come to the security office so we can search you to make sure that you haven’t stolen anything.
GRX: Well young lady, I can assure you that I have not stolen anything and my lawyer will be drooling at the opportunity to discuss this matter with your store should you choose to invade my privacy by insisting that I submit to a search.
clerk: I’m sorry sir but I have to follow procedures.
GRX: Okay, but if it turns out that the medical device I wear on my penis is what has caused your security system to falsely trigger, I will be very upset at this invasion of my privacy.
clerk: A medical device for your what?
GRX: For my penis. I have to wear a device that keeps it stretched to correct damage to my ligaments, that caused curvature of my penis.
clerk:*blushing* You mean that’s really your penis in your pants and not stolen merchandise?
GRX: Yes it is. If you agree to drop this matter, I’d be more than willing to show it to you.
clerk:*blushing and mouth watering* Um, ok… let me just tell my boss that everything’s okay and make sure I can take my 15 minute break.
GRX: Whatever you say.
clerk:*hungrily* I talked with my boss and everything’s okay. Please come with me. ;)
GRX: I will if we time it right :leftie:
*unzip*
clerk: Oh my…! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. :D

Beowww Chicka Beowww Beowww….

Hmmmmm… is that cheesey-porno-background-music that I hear? (:

Lol.lol.lol.now that’s funny.