Piss Pulls??? What are they???

Okay guys… I keep reading about piss pulls but am having trouble finding a post that tells what they are or how to do them. Can anyone help? Thunder??

Thanks!!

I did a…

:search:

and found:
“Piss Pulls” - worth the trouble?

thnx Ike… I also did the search and did not find that thread… But I did not spend a long time looking (maybe 10 minutes or so)

“thnx”?

Check the Forum Guidelines before posting again please. :)

Also if you spent 10 minutes searching and couldnt find it, you really need to read the thread in my sig ;)

Don’t quote me but judging by the their title I think they are the 10 to 20 jelks you do after taking a piss hence the name “Piss Pulls” Sort of like convenience jelks for the sake of efficiency.

What about the “Poop Pulls”?

The way I figure it anytime you have a chance to jelk…it does not hurt to sneak in a few jelks here and there….after-all, it all adds up at the end of day. Classic time management techniques in the works. :D

Not to mention multi tasking as well.

Take a shit - give it a pull.
Take a piss - give it a pull.
Brush your teeth - give it pull.
Kick the ole’ lady & kiss the dog?
Well by all means give it a pull …

Get the idea?

C’mon guys, give the dude a break. Hey goin4-? think about it okay. Everytime you have to piss, pull it out and stretch it to the max, go side to side, up or down or around the world. What ever you need to work on. Don’t spend to much time on this, just take the piss. This is just pulling it out of your zipper to piss. It only takes a few seconds. Do it everytime you piss and try not to enjoy it, because if you take to long before you to piss, you may get arrested if you are ina public rest room.

Thnx= Thanks

tntjockey,

I appreciate you coming to my defense. I was begining to wonder where the encouraging atmosphere went.

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