Real World Reality Check

You big guys……… oh well maybe someday I’ll be posting about things like this. It sure will be nice when I am telling the new guys about how I have to “lose an inch in length”.

Until then I will be reading your post carfully trying to imagine what it will be like to have the wife tell me to “Stop making it bigger it is starting to hurt!”

IW8

Hey, Mushroom, that is a great analytical and “scientific” experiment. I enjoyed reading your post.

It’s nice to hear what the women say, epsecially ones from a different cultural background, and what their “expectations” are of a penis size (based against their cultural norms).

:thumbs:

I’m just wandering, who was the sponsor of this study. We all know that results of studies often depend on who pays for them. :)

I’m pretty sure that the gobblers that were paid for by our brave PE brother Mushroom were telling the truth… When I was in the Service I nailed many escorts… At that time I was 8 x 6.5 NBP and the comment I heard mostly was; “That looks like it’s gonna hurt”…

I wonder if I could get a government grant to further this fine study. Of course I would have to widen the search area to very high priced escort’s.

Mushroom is the Lewis and Clark of PE! “Screw the speculation - we’re goin’ into the jungle!”

And I think what he meant by feeling average around here is not that his size is, but that folks here are accustomed to hearing about those dimensions, whether they actually have it yet or not. If you see a guy in the gym deadlift 700 pounds, not many people there will really think much of it, even though they can’t lift that much themselves. Now, if that same guy goes to a party and picks up the back of a car, jaws will hit the ground. It’s all what you’re used to being exposed to.

RWG,

Most escorts either don’t do anal, or want a lot extra for it, because they really don’t like it, BUT there was one little blonde girl that let me in the back door for no extra charge. She has the firmest, perkiest little B cups I’ve ever seen, loves anal, and just about everything else, LOL. This girl just loves sex, and is a really nice person too. All the guys in town are tripping over themselves to book with this girl. When I asked if I could try the back door, she said sure, but let me get some lube. I went in slow, but she still let out a big OUCH, and I had to be careful for the first couple minutes. After that she said it was OK to go to town. Afterwards, I asked her if the anal was OK, and she said it hurt at first, because she wasn’t used to that girth, but after a while it felt good. She is experienced with anal though, and knows how to relax, rather than tense up.

SS4Jelq,

My discoloration is slowly lightening with the used of the fade cream. I might try the intentional long low pressure pump to bloat again to see if that lightens it more. Luckily, the discoloration is not very noticeable when I am erect, so it hasn’t been an issue. The discoloration is a lot more pronounced when flaccid. From reading others comments, it seems that this is the case for most guys.

Bunbuster,

I’ll bet that virgin of yours had been getting off to porn for quite a while and got her frame of reference there. 7.25” length is above average in anyone’s book, and my conclusion from talking to the escorts is that the average girth IS 4.75” In fact, after I went flaccid arguing with the one girl about how my dick wasn’t too big, she said “Now THAT is how thick most guys are.” My flaccid girth is 4.75”.

Monofish,

I think most would find it big. The consensus among the escorts seemed to be that average sized is about 5.75-6.0BP x 4.75. I didn’t ask for numbers, but it was pretty easy to convert what they said into numbers. As many have noted, girls don’t really think in terms of numbers. I think that is why you get all those silly high numbers out of girlfriends when you ask the biggest they’ve had. They only think in terms of small, medium, big, huge. When you force them to covert to hard numbers you get wacky results. It works a lot better if you go by a frame of reference and then calculate the numbers yourself. It’s funny how everyone’s girlfriends has been with an 8 to 10”er out of only 5-10 guys, when girls the have seen hundreds of dicks are surprised by an 8x5.75”er, isn’t it? LOL. In reality, most guys girlfriends would have been lucky to see 7”. But again, they weren’t thinking in numbers at the time, so if they had something that they thought was big at the time, and are later asked for inches, they are going to throw out a number that they’ve heard is big, and you know, everyone on the internet has at least an eight incher. :)

Stillwantmore,

Yes. The frame of reference is much different here than comparing to the general population—ESPECIALLY if you are using frequent posters as the frame of reference.

Wadzilla,

Sorry if it seemed like I was dissing Thunder’s or its members. That wasn’t my intention. I really just meant to comment on how hanging out here is naturally prone to distort your perspective because the frame of reference is so elevated as compared to the general population. It is kind of like athletes that consistently finish in the middle of the pack in the Olympics, and other world championship events. I am sure they feel average to no good a lot of the time, but put them in a local event against mere mortals and…

I really have neither the time nor inclination to go into whey I’d go more than a year without sex, or hire escorts at this time, but I will say a few things.

1) The long layoff wasn’t because of size anxiety
2) It wasn’t because I am fat or ugly. I am a good looking guy, and not at all overweight. In other words, I’ve never had a problem with looks being an issue that would require me to HAVE TO pay for it.
3) I’ve never met a girl that was “free.” At least not sober ones and I don’t hang out at bars. I think you’d be hard pressed to find a “free” girl for cheaper if you keep all your receipts and take into account that time is money too. I also think it would be hard to get the racial variety with “free” girls. I am sure you could, but I think it would take a while. Finally, and most importantly, most “free” girls want more than sex, and you have at least imply you want more in order to “score.” I am too honest to “play” women.
4) All the comments were unsolicited. I only asked them about size after they brought it up—except for maybe the first girl where the subject was brought up by me mentioning the condom. You really do need to bring your own if you need magnums, because she was the only one out of all of them that would have been prepared. All the others mentioned size before condom time, so that wasn’t an issue.

Jelktoid and Dino,

I hate to say it, but that is one of the advantages of escorts. They are younger women for the most part. I am only 35, but am already noticing that most of the women my own age have gone to seed. I am still in good shape, and find the situation rather alarming, because I KNOW women should be able to stay in good shape and look good at least well into their late 40’s, but too much hard living when they were younger definitely bites them in the ass they get a little older. Smoking, sunbathing, excess drinking, too little exercise, and to much eating = over the hill in your 30’s.

The girl that enjoyed the size the most, and said she liked them big, was the oldest one, BTW.

Dino,

What do you do about the condom situation? You are single with out a steady gf, so what do you do? If I was 6.5 girth, I know even the magnum XL would squeeze the shit out of my dick and kill the sensation.

Very high priced escort = Porn star. Virtually all of the porn stars escort on the side. If you see them touring your town on the dance circuit, you can bet that they are taking a few high dollar escorting gigs on the side. I can’t imagine it being worth it, however. I’m not sure how being on film makes you a better lay. I’m sure you’d be willing to give it a shot, however if Thunder’s place sponsored you with a research grant, wouldn’t you. LOL. Now that the new server is paid for, perhaps we can replace it with a research grant fund raising bar.

Bigplug,

Yes, that is kind of what I was getting at, although my jaw would still drop if I was someone deadlift 700 pounds. Most guys in the gyms I’ve been in are wussies about working the lower body, and prefer to bench all day. Going to failure on the deadlift is quite the experience compared to doing the same on the bench. It is easy to see why guys love the benchpress so much.

Mushroom

I’m starting to have problems because my base girth is close to 6.75 and the condoms roll up. I really don’t sleep around that much I usually find 1 girl and stick with her for awhile. I hear yeah about these chicks letting them self go, it’s hard to find one in there 30’s that ain’t packing some extra weight.

Mushroom

Thank you for posting on your experiment, it has definitely brought my thinking down to earth. Definitely one of the best posts.

I second lt1fortified’s sentiment. I’m only beginning PE, but already I can see how our ambitions never end when using our monster-cocked community as a frame of reference. Awesome experiment!

Very interesting post…

It was an inspiration to hear the positive feedback on your member! I can’t wait till I get mine!

One big dick on campus coming right up!

Thanks for bringing this thread back to life. Somehow I missed the second half of the posts originally.

Damn, I’m the same size as mushroom, and I’m still doing PE. I’m also 35.

Excellent post mushroom. If I weren’t married, I would probably want to stay at 8x5.75 until I were just so I wouldn’t scare potential girlfriends away.

After reading everyones post about size, it may me think that maybe I am big enough. The wife has alwaus said that I am huge. Ok I am 8 inches long by a very fat 7 inches of girth at mid shaft. I’m very close to 8 inches of girth at the base. but I can’t seem to get that In. I have NOT found a condom that fits. The magnu _x large is too small and I can not roll it down my shaft. Since I am married, rubbers are not used, but I had to buy some just too see if I fit. I do not fit in any size.

WTF??? I have never claimed 8 inches there buddy. I am, and have claimed to be 7.5 bone pressed although I am now a hair over 7.5.

Gandolf: I think Wadzilla was using “believe” in the sense of “I think, if I remember correctly…”