OK I feel it’s MY DUTY AS A MEMBER to balance out Mushroom’s reality of the board., so here goes…
I’m a short asian guy. 43 yrs. old. Great shape but hung-up with penis size ALL OF MY LIFE. I started out 5”BPEL x 4.5”EG in mid-April and now I’m 5.7”BPEL x 4.75”EG.
I had my first sexual experience at 19 yrs old but I didn’t go all the way because I knew I was too small - even though she didn’t mind that but I did
( I just lied to her saying that she wasn’t special enough to take my virginity ). We just fooled around orally and stuff. I could stick half my hand inside her with almost no problem and I was a little disapointed that I could not get the last joint of my thumb in her, which would’ve sucked in my arm to PARTS UNKNOWN. She was a porker at 5’3” and 180 lbs and been with lots of guys but a very nice person. My perception of the vagina was warped because I saw in my mom’s medical books diagrams of gynecology exams with the entire hand in there as if it were no big feat to slip that in and I really wanted to feel those other organs in there. By the way, half of my hand constitutes and 8” girth so I guess fisting territory begins at 9” girth.
I stayed away from trying to get laid until I could get a bigger dick which I was convinced I could if I got that Chartham Method with those penis pumps in the back of those porno mags. I’ve pumped on and off since 1983 with only temporary results ( up to 5.25 x 5 ). I even made my own several years ago, custom fit. Still have it.
I lost my virginity when I was 22 ( 1982 ) to a very nice girl who was 5’0” 120 lbs. ( big in the hips ) She didn’t know if she was going to stay with her boyfriend ( a long distance relationship ) so I guess she was cheating on him when she was with me. Anyway she mentioned how small I was compared to her boyfiend - the only other guy she’d been with. Found out later he was 7.75”. I believed her cause she said she would have to have her back flat on the bed ( missionary without the pelvis up ) to accept all of him. My small dick didn’t bother her that much - she went on top and hammered her pubic bone against mine( kinda hurt! ) until she came. But I didn’t come in her that first time and I told her I would not use a condom ( I didn’t tell her because she felt loose to me ) so that basically killed any future sex since she didn’t want any other form of birth control but a condom.
I had 2 other partners before I met my wife. They liked me for me. I think women who want to be with you don’t care if you have a 5” dick. It’s the slam-bam-thank-you mammers that make it an issue although I’m not 100% positive on that since I never had those types ( but always wanted to ).
My small dick kept me from being with enough women to sow my wild oats.
I remember using that pump in grad school college ( age 23 - 25 )while being high on pot, looking at porno, and heavy metal music in the headphones( 2 - 3 times a week for 2 years ). I would get so fucking horny, it wasn’t funny. Deep into a 1 hr. intense pot, pump, & metal session, as I would grind into the pump rim, I would get this weird groaning weightlifting-type noise coming out of me that was more pain than pleasure. The pot would intensify EVERYTHING. My porno was hard and soft core clippings taped up on black posterboards in collage fashion - actually very artistic. I had at least 4 posterboards pinned up in the walls of a small bathroom. I would run warm water on my dick for 5 min and then wet jelq ( they called it milking back then ) for 15 min. ( NOT ENOUGH - I FIND OUT NOW ). Then I would pump for about 1 hr. The first song in those cassettes would be either “Baba O Reilly” or “The Hellion / Electric Eye” ( Judas Priest ). Powered by the pleasure of the pump, my pot-induced mind would spin off into this totally erotic parallel universe that I created.
Besides looking at pictures of spread-eageld pussy, I could gaze into the eyes and face of a woman in a picture and an entire fantasy dialogue between her and me would spring into life, making my cock even harder in that pump. It felt like it would explode. Half-an-hour later, by the time the live version of “Paranoid” ( Ozzy with Randy Rhodes )would saw into my head, the pre-come would ooze. It was a throbbing, silently roaring animal and the pot would make its skin tingle with life. ( When I wouldn’t feel so upbeat, I would pop in a tape of live ZZ-Top/Deguello tour ). When I would finish myself off after a session, those were the most certifiably insane orgasms I’ve ever had in my life. My friends, if you do this long enough with any fantasy you will vow to yourself YOU WILL GET THIS DONE IF ITS THE LAST THING YOU DO. In my spare time, I would go to adult bookstores to add to my porno collection, being very particular of which kind of erotic shots deliver the best fantasy in those sessions.
OK so the Chartham method I read about in the 70s with the heat, semi-jelq, and pump method was only temporary. What’s next? SURGERY! A couple of articles convinced me that this was the way to go. Unfortunately at the time ( 1987 ) I was a few years too early since there was no “known” surgeons in the Los Angeles area doing this yet. I ended up with a urologist who performed the procedure of cutting the ligs but he lied to me and just took out a small piece of lig tissue ( replaced by scarring later on ) instead. It turns out now it was for my own good that he did NOT cut the ligs. My right testicle tends to ride higher and I still feel a tightness when I do an erect stretch to the left. I just needed $5000 for a real penis lengthening surgery.
It’s 16 yrs later and I don’t have $5000 to plop down. But thanks to those spam emails I now no longer wish any further surgery since those emails led me to discover penis enlargement pills ( VP-RX - a ripoff! ), PE forum, and then thundersplace.com. THE HOLY LAND!!!! In 10 wks of mainly dry jelquing I gained .25 in length. I agree with the rubber band theory of build length first then girth, so now I just exclusively hang. I gained almost a half inch in length from hanging since 7/1/03. It’s closer to 5.75 than 5.5 in length so call it 5.7. I was hanging 5x/wk. for 1 hr. each time ( 15 - 20 min. sessions ). My progress seems to have slowed but I’m now drilling into my head Bib’s theory of lig fatigue using drop-down sets ( that’s bodybuilding terminology ), using the heavy weight for about an hour and then dropping down weight as fatigue sets in. I AM OBSESSED WITH MY ASSAULT ON SIX INCHES! Being “over the hill” I have recently supplemented with creatine ( 5g daily ) and arginine ( 5g morning and another 5g at night ) which refills my load quick which keeps my dick feeling more “awake” and girthy.
Thank you, Thunder, for having the presence of mind to create this site ( let me know if you need another server! ). I have never and will never divulge some of the info I have regurgitated here to any human being unless I meet some of you wonderful people. Even though I have not smoked pot since 1986 ( started in 1978 ), my obsession with penis size has kept me in my parallel universe so long, I still can’t believe I am relating to this website as part of the real world especially when the ( western ) real world still perceives natural penis enlargement to be a myth :( . After decades of this, I can’t believe I just slapped on over a half-inch of length and a quarter-inch of girth in under 5 months. I am walking on air. I can feel my life changing. I can feel my mind changing. It’s as if I’m turning 23 again.
Since I have a “shallow” wife, my goal is 7 x 6. THERE! I hope to have succeded in injecting reality back into the board by showing that some of its members still only have TWO LEGS!!
When I hit 6 inches in length, my fantasy will collide with my reality.
Here’s a crazy thought: maybe someday we’ll meet at a PE convention wearing nametags.
Sorry for rambling on,…………………but this is totally epic. :)
