Screen name ideas for longtime lurkers

Hey you, have you been lurking here as a guest for months, unable to join because you just haven’t thought of an appropriate screen name? Here are some ideas that might inspire you.

I haven’t checked, but I assume most of these are still available. If you don’t see one you like, read through the list once or twice and then let your intuitive mind ruminate for a few hours. No doubt the cleverest screen name ever will suddenly reveal itself like a Thunderclap, and soon you too will be a member of the best PE forum on the web!

mikebrady, sevenofnine, sting, tatertot, penispatheticus, heymikey, johnkerry, soismydick, nineinchclit, howcomeithurtswhenipee, poonist, celinedion, painfulrectalitch, sauron, mrcoffee, porkypig, drewcarey, wiltchamberlin, themormontabernaclechoir, oldsweller, jerryfallwell, whosyourdaddy, melonballer, mrfrench, buttfruit, isitin?, dickgrow, gandhi, smellmyfiinger, brianabanks, guyrichie, bentbeckham, batman, tommylee, malelesbian, billoreilly, senseidick, itstoobig!, morrisey, blisterinthesun, laurabush, laurapetrie, phlemhucker, isthatyourleg?, barelybonds, peternorth, daytonohio, stevenhawken, squeakyfromm, easybigfella, thatsnotmyleg.

for a chinese dude: hung lo [insert chinese name here]

How about TuLongWang (actually new a guy with this name - nice old chinese guy)?

Excellent Ike. I actually almost went wth howcomeithurtswhenipee when I joined but I feared no one would take me serious.

A few more that check out:
ThunderPP, Bub, eastLA, PirateStefanie, SS4DryJelq, DoubleDongLaddy, 789-1/2, KOCK, IketheRepublican, CaptnHoof, Hubby, BigMaroonStick, mementoast, TurkeyChoker, Craig69, OldMotherTomHubbard, StillBornMore, Wadsilly, avocet-ate, CubicZerconiaWinds, and CockTeaser.

Lolly.

Sane_Man, ikpmsgsn

LMAOed at those :D

More suggestions to you lurkers:
… minjay, sunshineoldfart, beverlyhills90210, handBraker, peforear, irregularblackguy, slicemeister, Texmex3, fartTrick …

My good cousin twatpleaser?

:rolling:

We have a new contender for all-time greatest post.

Cock attack

O Jacko

Winklecock

Up and Coming

Osama Bon Shaften

Anal eyes this

Snatchstick man

Deep in pink

Pipino

More penis

Diggy

One touch easy

Cockoholic

Superman

Assmaster

G Force

HugeShaft

Throat slam

How about Dangling Participle?

Or Weapon of Ass Destruction? That sounds more like a porno movie, though. :)

anna mossity

Beano9x7

Bub

CaptnHooker

BJ4Jelq

QB

moonshinekid

westny10001

SuperSoaker

irregularwhiteguy

bunbanger

For those that don’t know the reference, it’s a Frank Zappa song. (From Joe’s Garage I think; right Thunder?) And apparently it’s supposed to be whydoesithurtwhenipee.

Act I

SCENE SEVEN
WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?

Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady,
JOE makes a horrible discovery…

JOE:
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'N' grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt…
when…
I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

hmm how about.. tugonmemonkey, raving up to 7, pahncod, cocknbase, cottonwoolEd, Hustla90069(I like that one) bigblueboner, Johaninpyjamas, agentpenissmith, stevieaint31, jelkaroony.

I’m still laughing about DoubleDongLaddy