Shave

Hey Burtoutlife,

After shaving it ALL, doesn’t it begin to itch after the hair begins to grow back? I know when I use to shave it all I would itch after a while when it started to grow back. I know that one it’s so much cleaner looking when I pluck then when I use to shave. I have even gotten complimented on my trimmed and plucked area.

Burntoutlife, what make/model electric shaver do you use?

I began shaving when I got a vasectomy 8 years ago.

After my wife suckled on my nuts after I had shaved I determined right then and there that I would shave as ofter as I could.

I still do, especially now with PE and all.

I shave my shave and balls, and trim the rest.

It’s good to hear so many shaving as I do, penis and balls. Trim the pubes. However, I hadn’t thought about plucking. Sounds cool, but as some said, might bring a tear. What advice is available on the best method of plucking other than just going and doing it?

Willy26:

Use a warm towel as you would when warming up for PE. This is so that the pores open up and you don’t get any blood, or extra unecessary pain

Pull in the direction of the hair, like you normally would when plucking.

As you pluck more hairs, it gets gradually less painful (unless it’s really deep), because of a numbing affect.

At times like this, I’m glad I’m not that hairy by nature.

I keep the area neatly trimmed with clippers.

Yes, it gives you additional 2-3 cm:)

I can go the weekend without it bothering me, but Monday is a bitch to shave face and allafter a couple of days off.

Chuck I have a Braun cheapie I bought at a local CVS. Just 1 single head and cutter. I think if I remember I paid around 20.00 for it, 4 years ago.

I burn it off with a lighter.

Same as the other guys, I usually just trim the bushy area and shave the bottom of the shaft to keep it smooth and looking bigger. Once in a while I may shave it all off, or use a depilatory cream for an extremely smooth feel, but not very often.

Shaving itself is more of a science than just another weekly routine thing. Let me give you some advice.

Wally's guide to pubic area shaving or: Shaving for the manliest of men

(1) The Lawnmower
Got really, really thick hair around your unit? Don’t be too shy to take care of it with the best tool you have. Please pay attention to the rotating blades when near the glans or other potentially important areas. Difficult-to-reach zones can be corrected with your hedge trimmer.

(2) Manual work
Let your fingernails grow a bit, then start pulling out your pubic hairs one by one. Fun thing to do when you are bored or if you need to relax. Often called the “origami for the sexually attractive man”, it is fair to say that this manner of shaving is a form of meditation. Just let it grow a bit and wait until the next rainy sunday morning.

(3) In a hurry
If you really need to get it clean and smooth but all you have is ten minutes left, try this one: have a bucket of water, a lighter and some car gas. Generously apply the car gas to your balls and shaft (pubic area, too, if needed) and inflame it with the lighter. The trick is to wait exactly until the very moment when all of your hair has been burned to ashes, but not your skin. This is when you put your manhood into the bucket of water. Please stand in a brightly lit room or outside when doing this.

(4) Stealth shaving
This is for the exhibitionist or for those rare occasions when you absolutely need to shave yet there’s a whole lot of people around you (e.g. when commuting on the train, attending a black tie dinner party in your honor etc.). Here’s the workaround: secretly use an army swiss knife (sharpen well beforehand!) under your trousers. You will have to know the position of every pubic hair by heart since you’re kind of blindfolded. Do not get caught or people will start behaving strangely towards you. You might put a suitcase on your upper legs for your convenience (if sitting) or face a wall (if standing).

(5) Perma-shave
Since this method will permanently remove all pubic hair from your body, you might want to consider this method well before going at it. Here’s how to do it: have a swiss army knife (those things are really great) or an army combat knife and start cutting off the skin of your shaft, balls and your pubic area as well. To prevent the loss of large amounts of blood, apply some band-aid after finishing. Wait up to six months for recovery.

Note: none of the methods described are meant to be serious suggestions on how to shave. Thus spoken, all attempts to file a lawsuite against me in case you might try this although the post was intended to be some sort of sick humor are pointless.

Oh, and for the record: I shave my balls and shaft every other week. The pubic area is only trimmed, albeit very shortly; almost to the point where no hair is left.

Aim-High Willis:

Thank you for the information on plucking. I’m giving it a try tonight!

How long does it usually take you guys to pluck because it seems like it would take a really long time?

I have just started to use tweezers on my shaft. It lasts longer and looks good, and before you go off about the pain, it really isn’t that bad if you pull real fast. It leaves it nice and smooth plus no chance at in-grows or razor burn.

Joe_smith

I have just started to use tweezers on my shaft. It lasts longer and looks good, and before you go off about the pain, it really isn’t that bad if you pull real fast. It leaves it nice and smooth plus no chance at in-grows or razor burn.

That’s the best part that I like the most is that there is no razor burns our in-grown hairs that can become very painful at times. Believe me I have had one and “Oh my god” it hurt bad and it would have gotten infected if I didn’t get to it. One of my ex’s had shaved his shaft and he got a in-grown hair and it got infected and left a scar on his shaft and taking out the in-grown hair out. You couldn’t really notice it when erect but when flaccid it was noticeable.

So guys try plucking, in my opinion, unless you want what I call a shaft war wound. =-O
But like I said it’s my opinion.

Thanks again for reminding me joe_smith of that bad situation. I have been plucking so much that when I posted last time I forgot to post that in my posting.