'Size Matters' references in society

One of the best size references I ever saw was on a sitcom called “Still Standing” starring Mark Addy (from Full Monty fame). In the episode, a high school boy tells his parents that he doesn’t want to take gym class because he is always teased because of his size. He’s pretty nerdy and the parents assume that his is teased because he is smaller than the other boys. Well it turns out that he is teased because he is huge. In the episode his Dad originally tells him that “Size doesn’t matter” but once he finds out that his son is hung he changes his tune to tell him that being big is way better.

Also there is a bowflex commercial I hate that starts out shouting SIZE MATTERS of course that damn thing has to come on when I’m hanging with my girl.

36 seconds in. I suggest you finish watching, as it is hilarious.

"Directors: Heidi Klum and Seal"!! Hahahaha.

Oh man south park has made reference to penis size hundreds of times, still one of the greatest shows.

Not pop-culture, but there is a good BBC documentary called “The Truth About Female Desire” that discusses penis size in various contexts. In the very beginning of the show they have the 8 women each draw their ideal size penis and the range was amazing.. Though all tended toward the larger than average. One took up the entire 8.5 x 11 inch piece of paper! (And it was not a joke).

“…I grew myself a beard and joined a gym. The idea with the beard was no success at all, it looked rather pathetic and gave me a suspicious appearence just like Salman Rushdie but the training showed initial reaction to my muscles. In a few weeks I was able to develop my deltoid- and pectoral muscles. A new problem arose: my penis. I might sound crazy but people didn’t spend much time thinking about the size of the male genitalia back in the 70’s; I had all sorts of complexes when I was young except this one. I’m not sure who brought it up, the gay’s probably… In the gym shower I suddenly realized that I had a small dick. I checked again back home: 12 cm, maybe 13 or 14 if I pushed in the ruler as far as possible. I found a new source of suffering; and this time there’s nothing I could do about it. This was a real handicap, impossible to overcome. Frome this time on I started to hate the blacks…”

taken from: Michel Houellebecq’s Les Particules élémentaires; engl: ‘Atomised’, published in the US as ‘The Elementary Particles’

I feel the exact same about the long ago worn out ”….on steroids” cliche. ”It’s like the Afghan war on steroids”, ”It’s our Sedan, on steroids”, ”It’s like a twinkie on steroids!”. Since when did everything and everyone get on steroids???? What’s with the medias’ obsession with some cliches??

Check out Rihanna’s song “Rude Boy”. She references, “can you get it up, ….. are you big enough….”

I saw a dude at work with a shirt that says

$5 FOOT LONG
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That is pretty funny, actually. :)

I recently saw a guy wearing a shirt that said:

*Warning: Chocking Hazard*

and it goes on to have a drawing of a stick girl giving head to a stick male.

Funny IMO!

Can she get me up, is she tight enough?

Almost.. It wasn’t one of the other bridesmaids, it was his wife showing off about Sonny’s dick size in an over-compensatory manner, and she turned around to see that Sonny was not there and she realised that he was busy cheating yet again.

The way I saw it was sort of like an ugly old man having a trophy wife to show the world that he has still got game, but in reality he never actually gets to bang her.

But yes I have read the book too and Lucy needs a fat one lol

I like how they give actual size numbers of what qualifies you to be OMG (over sized male genitalia) certified. It says if you are between 12.5 cm - 17.5 you fit this OMG status.