Snake Oil

Have you guys ever tried Super Dragon Oil?

I’ve got some limited supply from an ancient oriental conjure man who has been over 1000 years old. With its help, I not only got a very fat dick within hours, but also I kept the dragon magic contained in the oil. That means I can adjust my dick into any shape within a second whenever I want. Wow, think about it, now you have chance to adjust your dick to fit the needs of different girls.
Sounds incredible, but it’s true! Testimonials will soon be available.

Dream a magic dick? Then here is the solution, the Super Dragon Oil!

To prevent its misapplication for crimes, strict credit clearance will be carried on, and offers are only limited to Thundersplace members whose post numbers have been over 1000. Additional 10% discount for Moderators!

The reason I restrict to offer senior members is because without solid PE experiences and knowledge, you could not properly handle the magic, and there is a risk to make your dick become needle!

Price: $1000 for one drip, effective for life long!
Free international delivery.
Sale deadline: midnight of July 12th, 2003.

Ordering address:
Dragon Oil Ltd
12 Thundersplace Building
07-2003 PE Province
Big Dick Republic

WOW thanks Bro, I heard the only way you can get a dragons oil is by sticking your tongue up his ass, and performing the rusty trombone on him. Your a true friend, my check is in the mail.

Dino

Dang, I guess I can’t get any. My post count is too small.

But then again so is my post. :(

But its getting bigger, so watch out world! ;)

~Q

Dino brother, you surely know everything of the PE world! I guess that’s why only this conjure man can live over 1000 years. However, I’m worrying about the consequent influence of openning this Pandora’s box! Warning: Don’t try to imitate the action described by Dino. Although there are chances that you may create your own dragon oil and can live over 1000 years, but only 1 over 100,000 billion may success! If you tried this secret but felt, your penis will disappear as a punishment! Don’t take this high risk, $1000 for a magic cock is really a big deal!
Dino, your Dragon oil is on the way!

QuestorSilvanthus, don’t be such despairing! 1000 posts are nothing. Learn from our legendary DW, soon you will be qualified!

Dino,

But does it have FDA approval?

‘Cause I don’t wanna go to jail…

:)

N.

So I can post a lot of stuff to drive up my post count?

Well let’s see how many I can put into this thread.

Just kidding, I hate useless content. ;)

~Q

Hey Dino;

Do you take Credit Cards????

Hell, I’ve tried just about everything else on the market. I might as well try your “Magic Snake Oil”!! Do you give discounts if we buy in volume???…..LOL

Otis

I had to shut down, dam feds. I had hired a bunch of illegal immigrants to squeeze the oils from the rattle snake balls and they had the nerve to say it wasn’t safe working conditions, shit it wasn’t asbestos or anything and I paid them good almost 3 American dollars a day. One or two 10 year olds get bitten and all the sudden I’m the bad guy.

Dino,

Where are the rattlesnakes’ balls located? I just bought myself some big boots and some steel gloves.

Horsehung

I’m prefer anaconda oil made in Brazil hehehe!

Now that’s some strong stuff, don’t use too much:D

3 ex and 3 alumni in one thread. Weird when old stuff gets bumped.

Dino, thanks for your time getting that jelly V info!