Summertime PE Blues

Now that my kids are on summer break, my PE has been radically curtailed.

I’m a big fan of wet jelqs & I used to treasure my time alone…. seated in the big chair in my office at home….heating pad & other paraphenalia out (fulcrum bar, felt strip, talcum, etc.)….doing a long hot wrap, then wet jelqs, then stretches with powder, etc., etc…closing with a hot wrap…

Now, I’m a serious STEALTH PE’er….and I’m not too crazy about it. I find dry jelqs somewhat irritating (didn’t mind the few I would do in my regular routine, just not crazy about dry jelqs being all the jelqing I do now). It’s messed up. I have to steal a few stretches when I piss, I’m doing a quick 40-60 dry jelqs standing next to the dryer while I’m doing laundry….DAMN!!!!

My kids are just all over the house, in and out, upstairs & down. I keep thinking of getting up, quietly, around 4 a.m. & doing a workout, but I’m always too tired from work - it just never happens, coz I need my sleep.

I measured this morning around 6 a.m., and I did manage to hit 7.2” bpel - on a really maxed-out woody, so I’m not too depressed (that’s a new record for me - and my girth is unchanged).

Still about 70 more days of this shit!!! Then they’re back in school. In the meantime, if I could go into the Fall/school season at about 7.5” then this Summer of stealth PE won’t seem like a total waste. I’ll then be mega-psyched for the Fall & I’m sure I’d be over 8 (& going strong) in no time at all.

All you single guys out there, you don’t know how damn lucky you are! I only wish I knew about PE when I was still young & single & had all the time & privacy a guy could want.

The best solution (assuming the wife is in the picture), is to tell her what you are doing and get her to mind the kids while you do your routine. You have had concrete goals so you can bypass the “it won’t work its a waste of time” didcussion. Be ready for “you are perfect like you are”. I got that at 6”, 7”, and now again when I’m closing on 8”.

Sign the kids to the scouts and send them on a two week camp. :)

Hire a hot young chick for a baby sitter and you could keep your dick in that expanded state while checking her out

Have you tried locking yourself in the bathroom? That’s what I do.

Yeah, I hear you….that’s normally a good suggestion - except when dealing with my wife. She’s an uptight Italian Catholic….she would never stop yapping about this. Even though I could say it works, as you pointed out, she would just keep saying WHY????

As for Dino’s suggestion, I don’t need any hot babysitters prancing around my house…God no!

I might have to try to gut-out the 4 a.m. sessions. :(

I’m kind of glad I don’t have to go through all that stuff yet. Thats why I’m trying to rush to my length goals, so I don’t have to put up with the added distractions.

Maybe take the RB approach? 5 min dry jelq sessions through-out the day?

Your best bet is telling the wife. Don’t tell her its for added size, but for penile health and circulation.

Why can’t you just suggest to the wife that she take the kiddos to the park for a couple of hours. Or take them swimming???? When there is a will, there is a way.

However your summer of PE unfolds, know that we’re to help you get through the chaos that is now around you.

I’ll bet that you will become an expert at managing time with regards to your PE.

Actually, how about taking a week off and see how the lifestyle of being in a packed house and then after the week is over, by then you will be able to take the opportunity to do your PE at times you are able to based upon your family observations from previous week?

Good luck, eh?

Yeah, I’ve been doing the 40-60 dry jelqs throughout the day. And that thought about health & circulation ain’t a bad idea. Hmmmmm…………

wadzilla,

I hear you on this one. No more morning PE sessions for me. I’ve only been getting one or two routines in per week. I’m having to resort to late night PE in the downstairs bathroom in order to stealthily get my routine in. I’m also doing lots of passive girth exercises using cock rings. I’ve worn a rigid rubber cock ring to bed every night this week. It really seems to pump up my nocturnal erections.