Talk about Stress

Yesterday I was flying back home from a relative small airport, after I checked bag, the attendant told me I needed to take bag to the TSA and let them test my bag for explosives. Well I was already alittle nervous because I drove 80mph to get there in an hour and I had guess what in bag(pump and gripper), she saw I was nervous and after passing test, she still wanted to look in bag. She unzipped bag and behold there it was, and so happened a lady was standing behind me. She just looked at it smiled and zipped bag back and let me go.

Don’t know if I will carry my stuff anymore.

Why, did you know here?

What doesn’t kill us, makes us stronger…. :)

I wouldn’t let a complete stranger’s opinion of me keep me from pe…

Was she hot?

Going out of town this week and have decided to take my equipment with me.

I agree with RB, who cares what a stranger thinks. Your most likely never going to see her again in your life.

“One Swedish made Penis Enlargement Pump…” “THAT’S not mine baby…..I swear!” “One receipt for a Swedish Made Penis Pump for Stretchman…..” “THAT’S NOT mine baby I SWEAR!” LOL, sorry sort of a spin on a scene from the first Austin Powers movie. At least you didnt have an 18” double ended jelly dong in your bag right? I could just see that….”And what are you planning to do with this on board sir?”

Did home land defense ban them on flights? I saw someone get bitchslapped with one in the move “ORGAZMO”!

LOL TT, I LOVE that movie! Two of my favorite lines: “I’m not a stud, I’m JIZZMASTER ZERO!” and “CUT! Bring in the STUNT COCK!” Then there was that guy on the camera crew who kept saying “Ya know, I’m not queer or anything but,…..” and he’d say something that made him sound gay.

I bet she ran to the bathroom and rubbed herself thinking about your massive unit and all the gadgetry. :D

Some of you might recall my previous post of being stopped in the airport and having my Bib hanger discovered. It was really embarrassing. I won’t take it on the plane anymore because they are now x-raying all luggage in your presence before you can check your bags. Once is enough for me!