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Named my cock after one of the 80-90’s greatest bodybuilders of all time…’Lee Labrada’. Although short & not too thick, it is an aesthetically pleasing to look at! :) When the thickness finally surpasses 5” he will be renamed…’Lee Priest’, short & very thick! :)
- Lee Beast
The way this is going we may need to have a ‘Best Dick Name’ comp.
Personally I like ElPollo’s ‘The Urinator’ as the best so far with ScottAid’s ‘Jake the Snake’ a short-half-penis-head behind.
Well done guys, keep the names coming.
LWH
"Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship"
- Humphrey Bogart to Claude Raines, Casablanca
Mongo but when I reach 8.5 or 9 bpel it will be renamed to Mandingo
Surely there must be a fellow Aussie PE’er who has called his little guy the ‘Thunder from Down Under’???
If not I might just have a new name for Dennis!
LWH
"Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship"
- Humphrey Bogart to Claude Raines, Casablanca
mighty from my gf
I call mine “Swellington”
:)
• Started Feb 2002: BPEL - 5.5" x EG-4.5"•
• Clamped 12/1/06 - 3/8/07 (put on hold while I try hanging) - NBPEL - 7.0"/BPEL - 7.25" x EG - 5.00" base x 4.50"mid • Just started hanging with Capt's Wench 3/8/07!
• Current: NBPEL - 7.0"/BPEL - 7.25" x EG - 5.25" base x 5.00"mid • Goal: BPEL 8" x EG 6.0" base •
Mr. Peabody.
I recently named mine the Wiinis, since the Nintendo Wii came out
I got stuck with ‘Taily’ by a SO a few years ago. I suppose it is a slightly longer version of Tail. ;)
“The Lamborghini”
Because it makes up for my financial short-comings.
Driver of a Lambourghini Dick
Throbbing rod of doom
Muff mutilator
Custard catapult
For our demands most moderate are,
We only want the earth.
James Connolly
For nearly a decade now I’ve become accustomed to referencing my unit as
COCK ROCKET!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m sure some of you guys are fans of the Trey Parker & Matt Stone films.
"Life's not a bitch. Life is a beautiful woman."
Its Sir Trunk-asaur
Named my cock after one of the 80-90’s greatest bodybuilders of all time…’Lee Labrada’. Although short & not too thick, it is an aesthetically pleasing to look at! :) When the thickness finally surpasses 5” he will be renamed…’Lee Priest’, short & very thick! :)- Lee Beast
I was wondering about your name.
When I was young we used to talk to girls from other towns and we never wanted them to know who we were (not get back to our girl friends etc) so we made up names. Well made up names are hard to remember, so we always took bodybuilders names that most everyone never hear of. I know I was Tim Belknap a time or two.
Labrada was a little small for my taste - I always liked Mike Mentzer or Lee Haney.
This thread is hilarious. Everyone’s got a name!
Mine is ET, after the hairless wrinkled alien with the big head ( and shriveled neck, as the other ET pointed out). I’ve had that name since that movie came out.
Horny Bastard