The name of your Penis?

Rover. He’s a good boy.

My girlfriend of almost three years named mine ‘portobello’ because I have a big head :)

PSWB

Driller. LMAO. :D

Cue poorly recorded porno music.

:D

—H

There you go, getting conceited again!

;)

—H

In my youth, I was a big strong farm kid, so my wife called it “Hercules”. I told her she should be more truthful, so we call it “Herc” for short.

Gee Scott I hope you realise you have to be over 9” BP to be able to officially use the name ‘Saturn V’….

Thats damn good. Thats how I’ll introduce girls to my cock for now on.

My wife calls mine “Monstro” like the whale in Pinnochio.

My girlfriend named mine “Pepee”. It’s from some movie where a mentally handicaped person called his dick Pepee. The line was “She touched my Pepee Steve.” Its stuck ever since.

I have a first and last name for mine.

His first name is Er. Wanna suck Er? (play on words)

His last name is Woody and is in the military. His privates (get it) refer to him as Major Woody.

Mr. Oriental for now..

Donkey kong

The Urinator..

Speaking of which I got to go.

My ex called it Stanley as in Stanley Tools, it was her “Stanley” or “tool”.