The name of your Penis?

So how many of you have an interesting name for your dick? (no Johnsons or Rogers please…. they are the Smith and Jones of dick names)

Often a name is imposed on us (as a term of endearment) by a loving or lustful partner. You only have to look through the newspapers around Valentine’s Day to see some beauties.

So has your little (getting bigger) guy got a funny or original name?

So let me get the ball rolling.

Mine got named Dennis a few years back (as in Dennis the Menace or the mis-pronounced Dennis the Penis). Of course this is not such an amazingly creative name but hey, it is my thread after all.

Mine is often reffered to as “Vern”. And old girlfriend in High School named him that and it has just stuck. Even the wife sometimes calls him that (and knows the origin).

The literal translation of my dick’s name would be “the winch”.

Never thought of that before. I’ll let you know if I find a good one for my penis :)

I call mine Cock.

Bob.

Because when I make it bob up and down.

I’ve named mine “D’angelo.”

It’s actually been the same for the last two girlfriends.

Which is a bit weird because the second one doesn’t know that the name was the same for the first.

—CR

Richard. It’s long for “Dick”.

“The Rude Penetrator”

or

“The Donger” - as in the Donger needs his rest - The movie Sixteen Candles?

Don’t ever get them in the same room together :fie:

You could say that you have a friend name D’angelo. But that’s weird too :rear:

“Tyrannosaurus Rex” - the full name, not abbreviated to T-Rex. Or “Goliath”.

The wife gave both to me, on account of two dildoes that have my basic measurements (not as impressive as it sounds, but not bad, either). Made her realize how big it was to see them independent of my body and in comparison to other such things on the market.

Beats calling me “Petey” or “My Little Buddy” or some such, which she has done in the past.

Simply “kuken” (cohones).

/Swensk

I refer to my little man as Russell the love Muscle…….

” E.T.”

Because the “neck” grows up

My ex named mine “Jake” as in “Jake the Snake”, when we broke up I named it “Captain Sputnik”, I’m not even sure why!

The other day I reffered to it as the “Saturn V” the other day…think a bit optimistic?