I prophesize that the positive or negative tone of the article will not effect the level of increase in mainstream interest. All press is good press when it comes to consumer interest.
What it will most likely do, given the apparent subject matter, is slam supplements and thereby redirect the same people who dream of effortless, risk-free PE to forums. Thunders will have to create a forum called “Effortless PE” just to get these people to put their “Need Growth by Friday” posts somewhere that we won’t have to read them. Memento will write a computer program to identify and negatively answer such requests so no one we care about has to. Those people will continue their something-for-nothing attitude by reading the Forums poorly (and new pay forums will arise which will essentially encourage them to do so) ( some of which will be named Thumber’s Place, Thunder’s Plate, The Real Thunder, Thunder’s Pee, etc.) This new population will be incurring jelqing, vacuum and hanging injuries at an occurence rate substantially higher and more severe than the present population of PE’ers. Within several months to a year the popularity craze will be followed by a scathing report blaming the forums and the leaders that will largely disregard that the actual causation of all the injuries was by NOT doing what the forums said. Butchering phalloplastists will nod gravely and re-affirm to the media “once again” that their surgical technique is the only “safe” way to have a larger penis.
A young reporter looking for a raise shall track down Bib to demand an income accounting and a picture of his penis. He will give neither. The reporter will, to the very border of libel, infer that this proves a fortune was made by a penis that never was. The reporter shall track down the ugliest, heaviest, most politically extreme practioner of Wicca she can find who will profess that he has been PE’ing for over a decade, and she shall hold out this man in her televised story as a typical PE’er. Twatteaser’s barmaid and waitress tutorials and other writings will be accessed and reported to demonstrate the obvious perverse derrangement of the “average PE’er.” Twatteaser will actually be flattered by his infamy and become even more successfully promiscuous.
After that, we will be left alone again, the public will view us in a worse light than they do presently. We will have a net small increase in real population made up only of the people who did it right.