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Jason, were you lucky enough to learn modern Greek or did you suffer the agonies of Ancient Greek? Thankfully I flunked Latin at my school, so I avoided having to learn Ancient Greek.
Nope. I stopped at that point. I was much more interested in Classical history itself because it’s the foundation of Western culture today; a culture I am very happy to live in for all its faults. If we were to have a malfunctioning time machine that dropped us 2000 years in the past and couldn’t bring us back there is no question. We’d make our way to Greece or Rome because we would be most comfortable living there. Much would be very different, but the thought processes, the concepts of “reality” and “time”, our sense of justice (to some degree), would be satisfied by living there. Also doesn’t hurt that they bathed frequently and had underground sewers in the nicer sections. One could live very comfortably in Rome.
It can be difficult for us to relate to the sophistication of Classical culture. The intervening middle ages between the Renaissance and the fall of Rome were a huge setback. We lost enormous amounts of information and while the Catholic Church is responsible for saving what we do have from that period, the church also decided what was released to the masses and what wasn’t. Let me put it this way. If you were sick you’d have a much better chance of being cured or successfully operated upon in the Classical world (particularly post-Galen) than you would 1000 years later. You’d have more access to trade, travel, exotic goods, hygiene, and (in particular) education. Our knowledge, relative to the Classical period, only caught-up around the mid-18th century with the ascendancy of the Enlightenment. When the library at Alexandria first burned it was like losing the Library of Congress without any copies. One scholar likened it to Shakespeare by saying, “Imagine we only had a few sonnets, Macbeth, bits and pieces of Hamlet, half of Julius Caesar, and two or three of the minor plays like Troilus and Cressida, The Tempest, and As You Like It.” That is how much was lost. The ancients knew how to make complex machines, navigate oceans, knew the world was round and it’s approximate size, and developed complex mathematics that wouldn’t be improved upon until Newton 1300 years later. During the middle ages, Islamic culture flourished while the west reverted to stone underwear. Islamic scientists improved medicine by developing hospitals and antiseptics, improved upon mathematics and other sciences (particularly astronomy), and generally kept pieces of classical advances alive. If your time machine dropped you off in the middle ages, head for Spain. You’d have the highest standard of living in Europe because Spain was under the Islamic empire. Sadly, Islamic culture was battered by the Crusades to the point that progress stopped, the bifurcated culture slowly ossified, and under the Ottomans, stopped progress altogether. Now they’re dealing with the effects of globalization, widespread communication, and a Westernized world that largely doesn’t find any value in what Islam has to offer.
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