It wasn’t the first set of lingerie photos she’s showed me on it either!
And she’s not the only girl I know of that has these kind of pics on her cell phone.
I think you need to get out more OHL.
You think that’s good, check this out.
Today I got to watch a hot, blonde nurse take off her shirt twice while at work, (she was wearing a bra though)
to try on two shirts she had just bought, so she could ask me if I liked them, she wanted to know which one she should wear to a party. Get this, the first time she takes off her shirt, I start joking with her and undo my belt.
She’s starting to put on the new shirt, when there’s a knock on the door, she pulls down the new shirt and quickly opens the door, I turn my back to the door and start trying to close my belt.
At the door is well, picture if you will, a guy who they could of stole Cliff Claven’s character from,
you know the mailman from Cheers.
What this exceptionally nerdy character now sees, is a guy with his back to him, looking down, obviously either closing his belt, pulling up his zipper, closing his pants, or all of the above, he also sees a tall, hot, blonde nurse now suddenly wearing a really sexy ass shirt he knows she wasn’t wearing before she went into the room.
He starts stammering now, “Oh, uh, I, um, I just, I’m sorry.”
She starts going, “It’s OK, we were just finishing up.” I look at her like, I’m gonna kill you.
He says, “We need an injection right away, so and so is going off” She says, “We’ll be right there.”
She closes the door, and grabs me laughing so hard I thought I was gonna have to give her an ambu-bag.
She’s gripping me with both hands and sort of sliding down me while she’s laughing.
I’m like, “Get off, I can’t get my belt on.” She starts laughing even harder.
Now you can hear the patient going off. I’m like, “Stop, I got to get a needle.”
She’s on the floor now in a heap of uncontrollable laughter.
Add to this, she had put the phone down when I first came in and she decided to start modeling for me,
this guy was on the phone who’s been in love with her for years, I didn’t know it was him until she told me later.
But he was on the phone hearing me say shit like “Whip ‘em out, just one lick, you’ll never let me stop.” and
“C,mon, let me suck em.” then the whole following scenario her going, “Hurry up, get your pants on, right before she opens the door.” Later I said, “You let that poor guy hear all that, man are you cruel.”
The funniest thing is, she’s been praying for something like this to happen.
The reason she’s laughing so hard is because of the double meaning this has for the both of us.
For years there’s been a running theme between us that really only the two of us know about.
See, we used to hang around a lot, go to lunch together all the time, visit each other on each other’s units,
call each other on each other’s units, when she first started working there, and for some reason she wanted everyone to think we were an item, she got a kick out of it. She would go around flat out telling people we
were screwing, even though she knew everyone knew she was engaged, she just didn’t care.
I would sit there denying it and she’d be like, “Oh c’mon, you know last night was great, stop hiding it,
just admit it.”
Thing is, people really started believing it, to the point that whenever I started flirting with some chic,
they’d be like “your with that tall, blonde nurse, you know the one that rides a motorcycle.”
I started to realize that my “friend” was doing this to prevent anyone else from having me,
if she couldn’t have me, no one else was going to kinda thing.
So, at first I asked her to quit doing that shit, but she ramped it up even more.
Finally, I had to end the friendship because of it, not only that, but she really did want to sleep with me
and I just thought it so wrong, her being engaged and all and due to get married shortly.
Thing about that was, was the timing, I did it, right before she got married.
So now she goes around telling everyone I’m suffering from a broken heart and won’t talk
to her because she got married. All I could do was laugh, the more I told anyone the real reasons
for ending our friendship, the more they were like, “You poor thing, you’ll find someone.”
“I’d be like, No, you don’t understand, oh forget it.
I realized she had it wrapped up. No one was ever going to believe me. It was hilarious.
So now every once in a while we work together and she’s been a lot better with that,
“Yea, everyone, he’s my boy toy shit.” So I been cool with her too.
Then this happens today.
Before she leaves she goes, “If I had planned it myself, it couldn’t have went better than that.”
I’m the only one who knows exactly what she meant by that.
The biggest mouth in the place seeing what he seen when she opened the door, she’s right she couldn’t have planned it any better.
I’m off this weekend, I’m sure Monday, I’m going to be hearing a lot of things from a lot of people.