What size do you say you are

If your girlfriend/wife/friend/whatever asks how big you are, do you tell them your BPEL or NBPEL? When measuring your NBPEL do you put the ruler above the dick or on the side?

If I were to say my dick size to somebody I would probably go for my NBPEL measuring on the side of the dick. That’s because that measurement is pretty much the same as my BPEL :P

It’s not something that comes up in conversation. The only person who needs to know is my wife and she already knows what I’ve got.

I do measure BPEL from the top, and EG at midshaft and base.

The only people ever to ask me have been guys, and I’ve declined to give an answer.

I tell them the NBPEL measured from the top.

NBPEL, then they won’t expect it to be bigger.

The unclassified answer is “above average” and it goes from there.

Maybe I’m old fashioned, but I wouldn’t be too impressed if a girl was to ask me my dimensions in terms of units of literal measurement. I definately wouldn’t oblige unless I really wanted to bone her once anyway, and then I would say something like “I don’t know, I guess I’ve heard it might be a little above normal if anything. Why?” If she’d asked it in a way that annoyed me, and I hadn’t already had sex with her, I might say “Why, are you larger than normal or something?”

vkn1,

good answer. I will tell them “average” even if I hit the 6” girth mark.

NBPEL, all that matters is how much you can stuff inside them.

“Average” sounds so mediocre and 2nd rate. I prefer “normal” (though I realize it’s actually less accurate than “average”) ;-)

Depends on the response. If I get a positive form of feedback (very rare), then I embellish a tad and I say “between (blank) and (next inch above it) depending on how turned on I get”.

Let’s say you are at a party among friends (you haven’t had sex with anyone here). You are drunk and play spin the bottle, You get the question about penis size, what would you say?

I say 2 inches, 2 inches of hard steel. Really. Even if I have sex with a girl and they say it’s big I tell them no no it’s tiny. So small. :)

My answer when I was asked a while back by some dude in the gym ” Enough to hurt like hell if I ram it up your butt” :D

A little above average and alittle bit thicker.