Where is Big Girtha

I know this odd but I haven’t seen him online for a while and his last post was 07-17-2006, 11:55 PM. If anyone knows where he is or if you’re out there BG [holla] at us.

I’m also wondering if hes ok, I think someone said he’s been busy writing a book or something.

Three generations of vengeful women have murdered him and buried him under their patio.

I was wondering the same for Vincent Van Cock as well. Both have been MIA for a while.

I too, have lamented his presence.

LOL dont say such things, it might be true!!

He’s probably enjoying using his fat penis.

Same with VVC.

That was his last post, but he last visited the forum on September 27th, so hes browsing, but not posting….:hide:

Come back to the posting side BG!

Van Cock was here the other day, I saw him reading a thread. Maybe hes just browsing like BG.

Did you mean, you’ve lamented his absence?

Yea, BG, where are you? How’s the book going? Come by and say hi. We all miss you.

In other words, turn all that porn off, stop clamping and jelqing your dick, stop making vids of Mrs. G with all those well-hung guys, get out of the hot tub, and let us all know how you are doing!

Odd that the moderators were just discussing Big Girtha’s disappearance today as well. Someone suggested the idea that his dick might have exploded. Frightening possibility. Although I think he would be kind enough to return and warn us.

Since he has been lurking recently, then at least he hasn’t been neutralized by a jealous woman, yet.

As I recall, he was ordered by his urologist to knock it off.

And his wife threatened him with an “intervention”.

I think he stated she said something about “taking away his PE gadgets through force”.

Big Girtha swims with the fishes.

Wherever he is, my guess is that he isn’t letting it turtle.

I’m guessing when he comes back, if he comes back, he will give us all a great long story, hopefully not sad.

His dick took over his body. Clearly, it grew too large, to the point where it developed it’s own psyche. It pooled all the blood inside of it, draining the life from the man we knew as BG.