Who does Stealth PE?

I’m done with stealth.

Baby, you like that ramrod stiff, standing at attention, 7” stiffie that goes and goes and goes up inside of you until you’re a moaning puddle of twitching flesh? Yes? Well then give me my fucking privacy and I’ll see you in an hour, wearing those sheer yellow panties I hope….

I even engage my chicas in direct PE activities from time to time, but they’re just not really focused enough to give me what I want (they get too fucking horny) and their hands are not really strong enough to give me the workout I need.

I do stealth PE, usually in the morning or late after the family is sleeping. I just tell my wife I’m “stretching”. She thinks it’s for my back.

:rolling:

You’ve got style, wantsmore, I’ll give you that.

I hope you post a pic the next time you’re in those sheer yellow panties … I’ll be you look fetching. :thumbs:

it’s the same for me. i’m married and have childrens. as I work on my computer in my room. I’m alone and nobody knows.

Hey fredmarc, you seem to be shift-key challenged from time to time.

You mind fixing that for us?

It’s tough to have a hand free for the shift key when you’re already using one to type and the other to PE.

That’s an old excuse. One shouldn’t be replying to threads while doing PE. ;)

Same as FredMarc for me. I go to my computer room at 4:30 in the morning to “check my email.” At 4:30 in the morning they don’t give a damn what I’m doing. I’m done around 6:10 and time to get ready for work.

Old and tired.

I’m wondering if that other old saying about only having enough blood for one head or the other applies when it comes to doing PE and posting. If you’re directing enough blood to the little head, you could be inadvertently making yourself posting-impaired.

:rolling: I don’t know which part of my post led you to believe that I was the one wearing the panties, but I’ll conceed to the hillarity of the image. Although I might be more of a sea-foam green guy if I was so inclined.

It was when you said:

I’m in college and I live with my parents. I just bought the Vacu-hanger, Vac-Extender 2 and anti-turtling sleeve from Autoextender Penis Enlargement Device. The Max-Vac 2 I bought should come in any day now and I have been PEing stealthily for over 2 years. My girlfriend knows but she has never seen me do it. Does anyone here have any suggestions for stealthy ADSing.

Wear baggy pants and don’t tell anyone about it?

See how that goes, longerstretch.

Very helpful, lampwick. It certainly clarfied things for me anyway. I’m glad you’re on the job.

The word I used was ‘fetching’, not hilarious.

I can respect that. There’s nothing quite like a nice, sheer sea-foam green panty to offset a teal manicure.

We obviously know many of the same people, wantsmore.

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