WTF with this measuring tape

It is really frustrating when your dick fills up the almost 2” diameter of an OK grip and you look bigger just to find out your a 5” girth on the measuring tape. I’m not sure if I’m 6” but I could be over it. If I balloon tonight I going to use a protractor.

I’d like to measure with the international prototype meter.

What is that?

Helps with comparisons of others if your tape is uniform, but as long as you use the same tape measure to measure yourself, should be ok. Surely only need to measure once for comparison and then serial measurements to check your own growth gains?

The tape stretches making the inches bigger this could be a factor why some guys don’t gain in girth because the inches are growing on the measuring tape. Or in some cases shrinking.

Man this days I was feeling my dick huge on my hand, GF has commented that was tearing she apart, but when I go to the tape and measure, it’s the same!! Really, really frustrating.

Line up the inches on a wooden ruler.
You don’t want to hurt your girlfriend.

BTW kingpole, you seem a very experienced guy and I am not. This days I was pounding my girl too hard and on the end of our “session” she was feeling pain in the bottom of her vagina, the pain it’s lasting 3 days (she says that sometimes she feel that pain, but never last so much), is this normal?? Or she need to see any doctor?? I am worried about her. This is off topic.

You got to slow down man with that huge dick of yours. Let her take the lead and ride your pole.
Perhaps it would be a good idea for her to go see a doctor. You go with her to be a support.

Ok, thanks man!

Very much welcome.

That is a special women’s tape to make their waist size seem smaller.

What’s up with this - I bought a new tape measure, with the sole intent to measure my dick, and the fucking thing starts at 1 3/4inches… what the fuck? Why, oh why, would it do that?

It is because they are trying to make us work even harder for girth.

A lot of tapes have a brass part about 2” long at the start which stops it from distorting at the end. Maybe it fell off or something ?