WTF with this measuring tape

Dudes!

I was noticing that the inches on my laminated measuring tapes are longer than the inch on my carpenters roll out measuring tape I use. It also fails the test with the other ruler I have.

So I’m thinking, check the inch measurement on your measuring tape to make sure it is a real inch. If not you may have more girth than you think.

And if you have measuring length with it your penis may be longer than you think.

My measuring tape is 2/16th off the mark,is yours?

Perhaps the metal tab at the end is not attached correctly, or are all of the inch markings off?

edit: Forget that. Mine is off too. About 1/8th inch in a 7” length. So 7 inches actual measures as 7 1/8 on the tape.

A little further investigating shows that if I check the tape from the 10” mark to the 16” mark, it is right on the money.

I also checked a brand new tape and it was correct everywhere.

I appears as though my older tape has shrunk a bit on the used end. It is a vinyl tape that often gets lube on it and it has been washed several times, so it is possible the used end has shrunk a bit.

So not all measuring tapes (like penis’s) are created equal! ;)

The two measuring tapes I use are used for sewing and may be stretched a bit. So my girth is bigger than I thought it was. Perhaps getting lube on it causes some to shrink.

Some guys actually measure their length with the cloth tape could actually showing up with a shorter measurment. The 6” circumference on my tape being 2/16Th of an inch over all the way up to 9” measured my wrist circumferance at 6”. What made me suspicious is that the circumference was greater than 1.91” in diameter which would put you at 6” girth.

So with the discrepancy I have been at 6” girth for a while now. That is if 6” circumference is 1.91” in diameter.

The good thing is I’m wider than I thought. The bad thing is I can not now calculate how much girth I gained from the Mem routine or from the period of time in which I ballooned almost exclusively. The 5.9” in the signature is from the tape measure 9/16Th mark. I’ve been using the same tape measure for girth for the last 3 years. Enough said I’m tired of working on girth!

I flunked the toilet paper roll test I can get it in up to the corona after that, well!

I wouldn’t be so lucky

Perhaps you should check out your measuring tape anyway just to be sure.

I did and it’s dead on LOL

Hallelujah! Kingpole, you just added 1/8” to my girth. The tape is new so it’s not shrunk, but the metal tab on the end hangs off. I would never have checked that, tough.

That’s great!

Hey, that could explain my going from 4.75 to 5 and now back to 4.75 … I was originally sneaking my wife’s sewing tape but recently bought a new tape of my own. Maybe they are not measuring the same or accurately. I’ll have to check that out.

Assuming my ruler is correct, I’m now 1/16th bigger in girth than previously measured.

WE should sue the people who make tape measuring tapes.

Kingpole I personally don’t care to much on measuring tapes (I know this may sound strange from a guy of PE forum)but I prefer visual, if one day I look at my dick and say “holy shit, it’s big man” then I can quit PE, BTW My ruler it’s a little off too, I don’t know how much but I guess it’s 1/3 cm.