You know you're a PE addict when...

…you have something irritating the shit out of your eye, and you won’t stop your jelqing session to take care of it.

I sat down on my toilet to start my jelq session this morning, and I had a mild itch that needed to be scratched. So I rubbed the corner of my eye, then after I was satisfied, I grabbed the baby oil, and started jelqing. 1 minute later, my eye starts to burn in that corner. So instead of stopping my workout, I decided that my forearm would be good enough to take care of the problem. As I’m jelqing, I sneak my forearm up to my eye, rub real quick and guess what? Yeah, I got an eyelash stuck in my eye. So my eye is burning and itching from the eyelash for the next 5 or so minutes as I jelq. Here I am, sitting on a toilet, hands covered in baby oil, pulling on my pud, and squinting like a madman all in the name of PE. But I guess when you have a tight schedule, some sacrifices need to be made.

So, thank you little eye: you took one for the team this morning.

(Update - the eye is feeling better. No more itchiness and burning, and the red is almost gone.)

I sit here smiling reading about your eye. And I have weights hanging off my dick on a beautiful summer day when I have so much to get done, or so much I could not get done at the beach or something but here I sit………..I’m so disturbed.

Might as well join the club, too! :dissap:

How were you able to keep it up enough to continue jelqing, I would have went flacid as soon as my eye started to burn.

You’re HardCore to the bone.

later…

Just think, Dino. You *could* go to the beach and hang too. Just wade out to where it won’t be so obvious. ;)

superstroker, that’s funny. I am glad you acknowledged the sacrifice of your eye.

You guys are great for sharing this stuff.

Maybe the nuns were right -

PULL ON THAT THING AND YOU’LL GO BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny story SS-

I can imagine, two spirits sitting there watching:

#1: Well that was fun, told you he wouldnt find his socks…

#2: Now what’s he doing… ?

#1: Look, he’s pulling on it again, My God, what is he thinking?.

#2: Well at least he’s determined.

#1: This is silly, look at that, who thought of this nonsense?

#2: Seem to be a burgeoning effort amongst guys now, but few know about it.

#1: I bet he’d stop if I smacked him, I’m gonna smack him on the back of his head.

#2: No, I bet he would not, look at him, he’s sweating with the effort.

#1: I bet you he will, I’m going to do it, here, hold my martini.

#2: No dont smack him. Poke him. Bet he doesnt stop.

#1: I bet he does, yeah, I’m going to poke him, give me that stick…

#2: No wait, here, here’s an eyelash, stick it in his eye, that’ll smart a bit…

#1: Ok, Ok, ready, here we go… wait, he’s moving, ok - there, it’s in.

#2: He didnt notice. No, wait, there, ohhh, that burns I think.

#1: He’s not stopping. Look, he’s still pulling on it.

#2: See, told you, he’s not going to stop. Wow, he’s really pulling there, see that?

#1: Naw he’ll stop. Look, he’s grimacing, all squintly, any second now.

#2: Hah, see, he’s trying to get it out with his arm. He’s not going to stop.

#1: Jeez, his veins are all sticking out. His eye is tearing. Look at him.

#2: See, he’s dedicated, he wont stop. He’s doing it with one eye closed.

#1: Damn, you were right. All right, I’m going to hide his keys again…

LOL!! :D Damn that’s funny, DT. Sad but true, this is what it would have looked like to an outsider. I tried the one eye closed thing, but it only helped for a few seconds. I found that blinking excessively and shaking my head occasionally helped a little bit.

It was truly a test of determination and will at that point. Amazingly enough, the burning and itching was no match for the power of my dick. I averaged about an 87% erection level during this episode.

That one struck very close to home!

You know how they say owners start to look like their dogs?….

Damn it! I can’t believe someone has revived this topic. I am NOT addicted to PE. Really, I can stop any time I want…Just dont’ want to. But I could, really, I could stop…

… you see an object, and you wonder how it can be used as a stretching device.

I was talking to a buddy of mine the other day, and he was showing me these new drumsticks he has been practicing with to help build up his chops. These drumsticks were THICK. I swear, it would be like playing drums with tree limbs. Anyway, when I saw them, the first thought that came to my head was, “I bet could use that to stretch with. Maybe an A-stretch. Yeah, I bet that would work.”

I just had to laugh at that. I do the same thing. Every trip to Walmart or Home Depot has become an adventure in answering the question, “Hey, how could use that to make my dick bigger?”. Sometimes, I just wander from section to section looking at things. People must think I’m either a wacko or a potential shoplifter.

I’ve had store clerks follow me around for this very reason :)