Yes it happened to me.
It’s hard to accurately explain because I was using a seat I created that allows me to hang BTC while sitting perfectly upright with my feet on the ground. But here’s the catch: You absolutely have to remember to detach the weight before standing or else the weight, the chair, and your dick will flip up into the air and land with a crash on the floor.
So, this all happened, all at once - and to make matters many times worse I was on the phone with a very important client, a woman no less.
Imagine dropping 12 pounds of metal weights, a chair, and a man’s penis to the floor in a sudden burst of violent noise - add to that a grown man screaming like a little girl.
That is what she heard.
“Are you okay? Are you hurt?” I could hear her tinny voice coming from the phone - which was on the floor, right next to my penis.
I couldn’t think when I picked up the phone so I said the first thing that came to mind, “I…..I dropped my coffee cup!”
The greatest part of the story is her response to my improbable coffee cup lie. I laugh about it to this day. She asked in the most earnest voice:
“Are you sure?”
:)
