I may as well share my vasectomy story, too. Got on the operating table shriveled up like a turtle- head barely sticking out Because I am scared shitless. Nurse comes in and preps me, then in comes the doc.
At this point you need to know that I was working at this hospital at the time and knew the surgeon (and the nurse) fairly well because he would come in to work out a lot.
So anyway, he numbed me out and we waited until I couldn’t feel anything then he says: “nurse, scalpel”
She hands him the scalpel
Doc: “nurse, more light”
The nurse points that bigass light right at my dick
Doc: “nurse, pull away the penis”
She does what she is told
Doc: “nurse, prepared for incision”
Nurse: “Ready, Doctor”
Doc: “OK, making incision”
So he makes the cut then all at once he screams “Oh my God- I’ve hit the artery- nurse, touniquet- NOW!
So she runs over to the supply area, throws open a drawer, pulls out the tourniquet and runs back then starts to apply it. All at once they both start laughing like crazy.
Then the Doc says “Just a little joke to lighten things up a bit, now we will finish you up- won’t take long, try to relax.”
So there I am totally soaked with sweat and my heart beating a mile a minute and my skin all flushed from the “joke”- and he expects me to relax? Yeah- right…