MASSIVE GIRTH GAINS - The only way (Not)

During this method, I achieved great girth gains that lasted months:

Take yohimbe 30 minutes prior to this exercise.

1. Get your penis hard as you can, watch porno or do whatever you can to get extremely hard
2. While watching porno (to maintain an erection) use a penis pump and pump until you either can’t pump anymore or until your penis starts feeling discomfort and a lot of pressure
3. Hold this for 20 minutes, release rest for 1 minutes and continue for 5 times incrementally leaving the pump for longer.
4. Stop and if penis is immediately almost double the size then the exercise worked

Also it helps its very important to take glutathione with 500mg of vitamin C. I can get into detail of what this does, it simply works google it if you need more detail on this.

I did this exercise about 4 times a week, its important to have your penis rest the next day. I had massive gains, my girlfriend noticed and was very impressed the only thing I stabilized with lesser gains, but gains nevertheless.

Vacillation is when your veins become dilated, this is what yohimbe creates, but Vacillation only lasts for a few hours maybe more so this is not the reason for the gains. I used to be 4.5 - 4.7 and now I am 5.10 permanently. At my peak I was 5.50 that month, and slowly stablized at 5.10. This gives you fast results, but taking yohimbe soften ups your tunica really good.

NOTE: This works great for me, maybe someone has a better method but all I hear in these forums for girth is jelqs jelqs jelqs and what not.

***its important not to masturbate on your resting days. Yes, frequent masturbation can effect EQ tremendously. If you masturbate, your penis will become flaccid and lack red blood cells which is crucial for recovery. Glutathione is great for recovery but gets absorbed before it reaches your liver so its important to use vitamin c as a transport.

jcgtampa, you love to start lots of silly threads. Why so?

How is this silly? This worked for me and is an original technique. Just trying to educate people, share information. Isn’t that what this forum is for? Maybe I should be a forum lurker and donate money and shut up?

Well, I wouldn’t be surprised if you’d be posting in the injuries section soon.

Are you still a newbie?

Newbie to hanging, but been doing pumping for more than a year with no injuries.

So you wear a pump for 120 minutes at a termendously high pressure?

I pump at high pressures but even I’m not silly enough to pump until I can't pump anymore. For me that would cause injury.

Depends what kind of pump you use also, basically do a good pump…try this see if it works for you

Ok, well then I guess your unit is properly conditioned to do so.
Still I don’t think this belongs in the newbie section, especially without any type of warning.

Basically its a concept rather than an exact science everyones pump and penis are different and dynamic.

Your right thought I should post a warning:

WARNING: you could experience massive gains BUT you have to take it easy on the pressure. I don’t use a trigger pump, so my pump willl stop quicker. I have a tough conditioned tunica, so you might want to start the newbie routine before you try this. You could obviously rupture your tunica doing this, hasn’t happened to me for a year and my penis feels great.

You do realise warnings are meant to be objective? :)

Not only that, they need to be all caps and red. :)

Oh wow. I laughed so hard I almost peed in my pants.

I know another method, have you tried it yet?

Take yohimbe 30 minutes prior to this exercise.

1. Get your penis as hard as you can, watch porn or do whatever you can to get extremely hard.
2. While watching porn (to maintain an erection) use a clamp and tighten it as much as you can.
3. Leave the clamp for 20 minutes, release it, rest for 1 minute and do it 5 more times incrementally leaving the clamp longer.
4. Stop and if penis is immediately almost twice bigger, the exercise worked.

(Disclaimer: Whoever thinks this post is serious should leave PE altogether.)

By the way, why is this thread in newbie forum? Do you want someone’s dick to fall off?

It’s in the newbie section because it a newbie idea.

Basically what he should have said is to try use a herbal supplement (yohibo in this case) to increase dilation of the vessels while pumping. The recommendations for time and sets, clearly, are absurd, especially if you havent pumped before.

jcgtampa you aren’t the first person to think of using supplements while PEing.