Just don’t use it on the plane,people may talk! Hehehe!
Speak softly carry a big dick, I'm mean stick!
kingpole
Taking a pump on a plane
Long Grass
This is the vodka glock we are talking about right?
Gimli
I’m catching a flight in a couple of weeks, and am just hoping it doesn’t create questions :) . I will be putting my pump and my cylinder into the stowed luggage that goes in the cargo part of the plane. Here’s to hoping it doesn’t get noticed on the X-rays or something!
Gimli
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petitfaun
Just get yourself a piece of wood about 4” square, and 3/4 inch thick.
Bore a hole in it so that the metal nozzle is a firm fit but easily pulled out. Then pack it with the cylinder and if they ask ,just put the cylinder nozzle in the hole, stand it on the table and say it’s for flowers. in your chalet.
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ironhammer
Originally Posted by avocet8
I’ve carried my tube and pump in a checked-in bag several times. Never a problem. I quit taking it in carry-on after I got “outed” in a long and busy line at the TSA checkpoint. This woman pulled out the tube and lifted it up for all to see. And fellow passengers did gape.
“What’s this?” she asked. “SCUBA equipment?”
“Yes,” I said.
The guy (TSA) behind her signaled to her to let me go. I’ve always wondered if he was a pumper.
That was you!? :chuckle:
Ironhammer
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avocet8
:)
If you, behind me, had one in your bag, What did she think?
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avocet8
supersizeit
Originally Posted by avocet8
I’ve carried my tube and pump in a checked-in bag several times. Never a problem. I quit taking it in carry-on after I got “outed” in a long and busy line at the TSA checkpoint. This woman pulled out the tube and lifted it up for all to see. And fellow passengers did gape.
“What’s this?” she asked. “SCUBA equipment?”
“Yes,” I said.
The guy (TSA) behind her signaled to her to let me go. I’ve always wondered if he was a pumper.
Funny story Avocet. You know, I once juggled 3 juggling pins in the middle of a crowded airport when the TSA agent asked me to prove that I can juggle (as if they were weapons of some kind and I was lying about being able to juggle) I did it and the people (including the TSA agents) applauded at the end of my performance.
I think Mr Happy has seen me juggle 3 pins before.
Anyway… If I carried my pump through airport security, I think I’d just tell them straight out…
“I have a penis thats 8.5 in length by 6 inches in circumference and it’s thanks in part to that device you are holding up for everyone to see…why don’t you hold it up a little higher so that the good people in the back can see it too. ( facing the crowd now) Anyone wanting further information about this, please visit Thundersplace.com and you will be glad that you did or see me and I will tell you more about it.”
I’ve been known to do things like that :mwink:
Handling in such a manner takes a set but I figure they will all be the ones that get embarrassed about it…not me. I worked hard to get where I am and I’m proud.
I might even tell them…
“Do you want me to whip it out and prove that I’m telling the truth? or would you rather watch me juggle some pins!”
:)
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iamaru
Originally Posted by kingpole
Just don’t use it on the plane,people may talk! Hehehe!
That was my first thought, like he was using the Queens English rather that US style English. Taking a piss, taking tea, taking a pump.
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peforeal
Originally Posted by Gimli
I’m catching a flight in a couple of weeks, and am just hoping it doesn’t create questions :) . I will be putting my pump and my cylinder into the stowed luggage that goes in the cargo part of the plane. Here’s to hoping it doesn’t get noticed on the X-rays or something!Gimli
When I travel by myself, I often take my cylinder and connecting hose. I don’t take the pump, but instead I use mouth suction power to create the vacuum. I pack all of my stuff in my checked luggage. I could care less what they think if they check my bag, but I’ve never had a problem. They’re harmless supplies anyway.
Peforeal
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Dmtl
Originally Posted by phantasm
Anything I should be worried about?Carry on safe?
Checked Luggage?
Dismantle it first?
Brought mine in carry on all over the world
SoLong
Packed mines in my check on baggage numerous times.
On a side note I pump before flying and TSA sees something on the screen and searches me everytime. Lol
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Titleist
Originally Posted by SoLong
Packed mines in my check on baggage numerous times.On a side note I pump before flying and TSA sees something on the screen and searches me everytime. Lol
I just got searched at TSA a few minutes ago. Happens every time.
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carveti
There’s actually this thing in Traditional Chinese Medicine called Cupping Therapy. It works by creating suction on the skin. You could say that your pump is used for that!
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