All through my younger days, my dick was several shades darker than the rest of me. Way before PE.
I used to say, “I have a little brown dick - and I’m not afraid to use it!” That would usually get a laugh, and the flirting would begin.
In the last ten years it had lightened in color considerably, to the point where it was nearly as pale as the rest of me.
In the last month, since I’ve been pumping, it has got darker again. I’m totally fine with that.
Originally Posted by Chongo
I’d be embarrassed to explain it to a girl on why it looks a little darker in spots
I have never been asked by a woman about my dick’s color, even though I know (from being in the shower in the military or gym class in high school) that Mr. Happy has been darker than average for a white boy. If anyone brought it up it was me; and then only for humorous effect, not out of self-consciousness.
If, on the outside chance, someone did ask, I would just say casually, “Yeah, he’s always looked like that.” then I would use the “I have a little brown dick - and I’m not afraid to use it!” line and start with the tickling and grab-ass.
That would satisfy any inquiry, and lead to giggling and more sex.
No need to be embarassed or self-conscious; if you do that you’re tacitly admitting that something’s wrong or off. Forget about it. You are always better off, in almost every situation, by playing it cool and behaving as if everything is fine.
Confidence, my friends. Confidence. If you don’t have it, fake it, and eventually you will realize that what I’m saying is true. Then you won’t need to bluff, because you will be confident.
I actually like it better darker; it reminds me of who I am.