Banishing The Turtle
I’ve played host to the dreaded turtle ever since I was aware I had a penis. This has impacted heavily on my life. So I’m determined to try to get rid of that turtle.
I’ve been doing simple stretching five or six times a week for the last four weeks.
I do a downward stretch and diagonal stretches downwards to the left and to the right. I do six sets of these three stretches, each stretch lasting for 30 seconds, with increasing tension for the last five seconds. I then finish off with six helicopter stretches.
After each downward stretch my flaccid penis hangs lower than it ever has in my life, which feels fantastic. It soon shrinks back after I’ve finished my exercises though.
But I have started to notice I get less turtling now. For several hours during the day I can actually feel some flaccid hang, which is utterly fantastic.
I’ve ordered an Extender and Stealthman’s anti-turtling sheath so will be bringing those into the attack soon.
I’m feeling optimistic.
Start Feb 2021: BPEL 5.5", MEG 4.75"