Soft and Wet Penis Enlargement Bizarre Adventure

So here I go, second month on PE and doing newbie routine. From now on, I’ll post every month or so.

Starting Stat: (13/04/2015):
BPEL: 5.1”
MSEG: 3.9”
BEG: 4.5”

After 2 months of newbie routine: (16/06/2015)
BPEL: 5.1”
MSEG: 4.1”
BEG: 4.8”

First Goal:
BPEL: 5.5”
MSEG: 4.3”
BEG: 5”

Current Routine:
-5 minute stretches (up, down, left, right, out)
-50 Rotary stretches
-240 wet jelqs (4 sessions of 60)
-4x a week (2 on, 1 off, 2 on, 2 off)

So what do you guys think about my routine? I’m all open to critics, even the hard ones.

Are you warming up your dick beforehand with a rice sock or something similar? You might also try hanging with a vacuum hanger, short sets, btc, and light weight.

First off, I’d recommend you post more often than once a month. I understand only wanting to update every month, but coming back to answer questions and stuff helps too. You might already be planning on doing this anyway, but I thought I’d mention it anyway.

Routine sounds good to me. Like ErnieBanks already mentioned, warming up is very important. It maximizes gains and reduces risk of injury. I’m sure you’d rather have less gains than more chances of injury?
Nothing really much I can think of though, so keep it up.

You thought this was an actual reply to your thread, but it was me, Dio!

I think you should change the name of your thread, it’s useless useless useless! :)

Anyway, good luck with your gains.

I’m not warming up because I’m doing PE in stealth mode. So there’s no way I’ll warm a rice sock without everyone in the house knowing haha.

I also live in a hot city in Brazil, so my father turned off the warm option in the shower. Therefore I can only take cold showers, unfortunately.

But thanks a lot for the advice! I’ve changed a little bit of my routine this month, instead of 240 jelqs, now I’m doing 10 minutes of it. My routine is now fully based on time, rather than quantity. So I’ll see how far it will go before trying anything else. I’ve heard that trying too much at once will make my penis get used to the exercises too quickly, therefore not giving me the gains I need.

I decided to check today and I agree with you, I’ll try to post as much info as I can. Because if it works, then people will have more statistical data on what works and what doesn’t on PE.

Unfortunately I can’t warm up, I’m doing PE in stealth and the shower doesn’t have hot water. My city is already warm enough for me haha.

Thank you for your time and the reply, it feels very nice to be a part such a great community.

Hahahahaha Thank you very much! I wish you good luck as well! We’re all brothers here yearning for the same goal.

Thank you all for your time and kind replies.

Starting Stat: (13/04/2015):
BPEL: 5.1”
MSEG: 3.9”
BEG: 4.5”

After 3 months of newbie routine: (15/07/2015)
BPEL: 5.5”
MSEG: 4.1”
BEG: 4.8”

First Goal:
BPEL: 5.5” (ACHIEVED)
MSEG: 4.3”
BEG: 5”

Current Routine:
-5 minute stretches (up, down, left, right, out)
-2 minutes fulcrum stretches (up, down, left, right)
-50 Rotary stretches
-11 minutes and 30 seconds of nonstop jelqing
-5x a week (2 on, 1 off)

Finally I got some solid gains and I’m very happy about it, just measured it today and got pretty much 5.5 BPEL and 5.1 NBPEL length at the hardest state! In just 3 months I’ve already gained about 0.4 inches and it pleases me greatly. I’m finally in the average size and have less reasons to be ashamed about my penis, to do this I only had to increase my stretching routine a little bit and it made all the difference, so here’s something for you guys to look for in the routines. My glans are also huge for some reason, and a little colorless, but I don’t mind.

The only thing that holds me back now is the girth. My girth is pretty much horrible and it needs vast improving, my gains with it were minimal, but nonetheless they were gains, so that’s something. Looking forward from the feedback from you guys! Maybe you can give me some tips on girth routines.

The journey never ends!

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