question about fictional injury

First off, I apologize that this isn’t exactly PE related, but…

Odd question. I’m writing a book (1st one ever and I’m over 200 pages in). One of my characters has a nifty alien artifact that really ups his sex drive. Well things get screwed up and his penis becomes absolutely huge in a matter of minutes, but not in a good way. He’s passed out at the time, so he only has to deal with the aftereffects.

My question is this. What would his penis look like in the morning? Any guesses. At this point I haven’t even decided if there will be permanent damage. Please help.

Thanks.

> What would his penis look like in the morning?

A parasol? A box of cigarettes and some matches?

Any good alien technology would provide a useful side effect, wouldn’t it?

I’m guessing it still looks like a human dick, just bigger. I guess it uses up eough blood volume to cause the faintness. I would think that morning wood would cause some difficulty in getting to work on time as he would have to wait till it subsides to get out of bed.

An alien afterbirth with relish and fried onions on the side…

Something like a rope, but with eyes and antenna.
No wait, that’s my dick….

Better yet, Luvdadus’s avatar, the anaconda…

Thanks for the replies guys.

I know it’s a goofy question. I’ll clarify. I picture his dick looking about 100 times worse than my hardest PE session and getting an erection would be pretty much impossible till it healed. Again, this is not a good thing.

I guess I’m asking you guys to think about the worst your dick has looked and use a little imagination to help me.

Thanks