Extenze....Alzare... PE Makes It To TV

I was actually stretching my cock as this infomercial came on. It was called “Sex Talk”. It was a disgustingly scripted commercial posing as a talk show about… you guessed it… penis enlargement pills.
And not only that, right after it ends, another one came on for a different pill…another psuedo-talkshow. It was the PE scam power block! I think one company makes both, yet they both claim to do the same thing. They even use the same bullshit phrases and worn out Durex statistics. Both infomercials refered to the cock as “That special part of a man’s anatomy”. Of course every woman, ahem, actress, on the show would be totally gung-ho about how size matters. Super wack shit.

Anyone been up late and saw this garbage?

PE is creeping into the mainstream, but it’s all wrong. Nobody wants to work hard. They even mention “weights and exercises” for PE, and the actors, playing “regular” people are like “Nah, fuck that” ….”I can’t imagine doing all that”.. etc…

Fuckin’ creepy, seeing this shit on television. Especially when I’m trying to do REAL PE.

Well, at least that shows the pill companies are aware that penis enlargement forums and other free information on natural penis enlargement are exposing the truth about their business as well as educating men in how to actually enlarge their penis. Personally, I hope everyone who was ripped off by one of those companies finds their way to a source of information on PE. I am surprised NPE was mentioned on a pill ad though, but maybe it was to influence what people would put into search engines when looking up information on penis enlargement (?). I could be totally off, because I’m proud to say I don’t think like someone that makes their living off of breaking promises. :p

To be perfectly unbiased, I cannot say from experience that penis enlargement pills do not work. I have purchased one bottle, but it was with the knowledge that (even as said by the company … probably to get you to buy more before you realize they don’t work) it would not be enough to have any effect. I had read long before I made the purchase (on PE Forums actually) that they did not work and only purchased one bottle because many people did say it improved penis health and erection quality. I definitely trust individuals that have no motive for profit and seem like honest people over a company.

Of course those pills make your dick bigger…. they give you an erection. That’s bigger, isn’t it?

And they mentioned PE exercise with a “yeah, right” attitude… pushing the pills as the only way to do it. Who wants to do all that work?

I have actually read the forums that a few of the pill sites have, and some people have posted that they made gains. However, since I don’t believe the principle of how penis pills work is scientifcly sound, I am given to assume that the people claiming gains are actually just dupe accounts that the moderators there (people that work for the pill company) have made. I have heard a few people who claimed to have gained some length from them who I know weren’t paid to endorse the pills. I would guess either a measuring error, or they may have obtained the extra length they claimed to have gained through having a firmer erection (I have not seen anyone that I know for certain was not paid claim more than 1/2 inch regardless). With so many people that have bought pills and have obviously had no results, how the hell do these companies stay in business anyways? I would think enough people would be skeptical enough to do some research and find out they don’t work before purchasing to keep them from being profitable. Conversely, it seems that new pill companies appear almost daily, and apparently quite a few make enough money by ripping people off to afford TV advertising.

There’s all kinds of creep-ass business tricks these companies use to get into and stay in business. By the time they get shut down, they’ve already made a mint. Besides, who’s gonna sue? I doubt anyone will show their face to take legal action because they’re too embarrassed. That’s the rub, these companies probably know this as well. It is all bullshit. There is no “magic bullet” as they say, to get a bigger dick.

Even with steroids, you can take D-Bols all day, but if your diet is shit, and you don’t lift weights, you get nothing.