Unscientific "bulge" experiment

Of course not. If women didn’t like dick, none of us would be here.

The women where I get coffee are of the hair and nails variety and wouldn’t be caught looking at a cock unless it had a diamond ring on it.

I live in an old part of the city that is full of antique shops, spas and hair salons and is populated mostly by bored women in new European sedans.

Mmmmmmm sounds like MILF heaven lol.
And don’t underestimate the sneakiness of woman. They know how to checkout without getting caught.
If they get caught they wanted to get caught ;)

And dont underestimate the sneakiness of woman. They know how to checkout without getting caught.
If they get caught they wanted to get caught ;)

Is there a way to fuck up a cup of coffee?

Is there a way to fuck up a cup of coffee?

A TRUE STORY!
57 years ago when I was 16 years old I experimented with vacuum pumping and stretching as it was not common place then and as there was no internet and saw an article from England book that you can increase your penis for $250 so I copied the idea, As I had a small penis of 6 1/2 inch long 1 1/2inch diam I figured out that a vacuum would do the stretching I wanted. So off to the hardware store 1ft of acrylic by 2 inch diam /Schroeder valve no insert/2inch rubber cap to fit over the end with a PVC 3ft hose (sucked out the air via my mouth) sealed the vacuum with a bung plus a piece of 2inch push bike inner tube cut off and fitted to the end of tube where you put your dick in to make a good seal then scribe 1 inch measurements on the outside of the tube.

So I used this method for 5 years daily by sucking on the end of PVC tube and kinking it with a cloths peg to keep the vacuum in the extender for about ½-1 hour twice a day coating my DICK in vitamin e cream as lube, this is what transpired over 5 years my penis grew to and astounding 9.1/2 inches and 2 inches thick it was so long when I was skinny I had to lay my junk under my balls and the head used to just sat near my lower ass crack as I was trying not to show my junk in public.

Later at work mate once said “If I had the meat like you have I would not be hiding it in your pants I be showing it off to the girls as they are drawn to guy’s with big horse DICKS!” So to the big test put on very tight pants and walked around pretending to be minding my own business in the shopping malls and women would eyeball my junk then find an excuse to pick me up by chatting me up in the food halls or asking about some of the product lines on the store shelves.
Then at the swimming pools it was on for young and old the looks from the women and girls in my very tight swimmers they would try to get close to me in the water and bump themselves against me and say sorry then we have a chat and we would end up swapping numbers having a relationship.

At that time I got into a lots of relationships with married women and young girls 18-65 of age and some of the comments were “didn’t your mother give you any toys to play with when you were a kid” ”you should be so proud of that cock it’s so big and beautiful”. I had up to as many as 5 women on the go at a time and over the next 5 years they completely drained me and it was very ego boosting at the time.

Then out of the blue I met a young lady who was and absolute knockout a body to die for plus very mature for her age and we ended up in love and in steady relationship and I left behind all my history and became true to her and we have 5 sons and very happy to this day and I still rip one off a couple to 3 times a week at the ripe age of 73.

As I have now a heart condition and on the nitrate patches I have found if you put one on the shaft of your dick (15 minutes) only before sex then REMOVE it, then go for your jollies.
It dilates the blood vessels and then you have a full erection that will last for ages it is not for the faint heart-ed it will lower the blood pressure, only consider it if you have trouble getting erections much better than Viagra just a very small headache for a few minutes. (Be careful!).

Not like the fellow and his wife in the story from the previous post —his poor wife!

A TRUE STORY!
57 years ago when I was 16 years old I experimented with vacuum pumping and stretching as it was not common place then and as there was no internet and saw an article from England book that you can increase your penis for $250 so I copied the idea, As I had a small penis of 6 1/2 inch long 1 1/2inch diam I figured out that a vacuum would do the stretching I wanted. So off to the hardware store 1ft of acrylic by 2 inch diam /Schroeder valve no insert/2inch rubber cap to fit over the end with a PVC 3ft hose (sucked out the air via my mouth) sealed the vacuum with a bung plus a piece of 2inch push bike inner tube cut off and fitted to the end of tube where you put your dick in to make a good seal then scribe 1 inch measurements on the outside of the tube.

So I used this method for 5 years daily by sucking on the end of PVC tube and kinking it with a cloths peg to keep the vacuum in the extender for about ½-1 hour twice a day coating my DICK in vitamin e cream as lube, this is what transpired over 5 years my penis grew to and astounding 9.1/2 inches and 2 inches thick it was so long when I was skinny I had to lay my junk under my balls and the head used to just sat near my lower ass crack as I was trying not to show my junk in public.

Later at work mate once said “If I had the meat like you have I would not be hiding it in your pants I be showing it off to the girls as they are drawn to guy’s with big horse DICKS!” So to the big test put on very tight pants and walked around pretending to be minding my own business in the shopping malls and women would eyeball my junk then find an excuse to pick me up by chatting me up in the food halls or asking about some of the product lines on the store shelves.
Then at the swimming pools it was on for young and old the looks from the women and girls in my very tight swimmers they would try to get close to me in the water and bump themselves against me and say sorry then we have a chat and we would end up swapping numbers having a relationship.

At that time I got into a lots of relationships with married women and young girls 18-65 of age and some of the comments were “didn’t your mother give you any toys to play with when you were a kid” ”you should be so proud of that cock it’s so big and beautiful”. I had up to as many as 5 women on the go at a time and over the next 5 years they completely drained me and it was very ego boosting at the time.

Then out of the blue I met a young lady who was and absolute knockout a body to die for plus very mature for her age and we ended up in love and in steady relationship and I left behind all my history and became true to her and we have 5 sons and very happy to this day and I still rip one off a couple to 3 times a week at the ripe age of 73.

As I have now a heart condition and on the nitrate patches I have found if you put one on the shaft of your dick (15 minutes) only before sex then REMOVE it, then go for your jollies.
It dilates the blood vessels and then you have a full erection that will last for ages it is not for the faint heart-ed it will lower the blood pressure, only consider it if you have trouble getting erections much better than Viagra just a very small headache for a few minutes. (Be careful!).

Not like the fellow and his wife in the story from the previous post —his poor wife!

You haven’t drunk coffee in England :) To be honest it’s good these days, but a few years ago… :bart: %-\

A TRUE STORY!
57 years ago when I was 16 years old I experimented with vacuum pumping and stretching as it was not common place then and as there was no internet and saw an article from England book that you can increase your penis for $250 so I copied the idea, As I had a small penis of 6 1/2 inch long 1 1/2inch diam I figured out that a vacuum would do the stretching I wanted. So off to the hardware store 1ft of acrylic by 2 inch diam /Schroeder valve no insert/2inch rubber cap to fit over the end with a PVC 3ft hose (sucked out the air via my mouth) sealed the vacuum with a bung plus a piece of 2inch push bike inner tube cut off and fitted to the end of tube where you put your dick in to make a good seal then scribe 1 inch measurements on the outside of the tube.

So I used this method for 5 years daily by sucking on the end of PVC tube and kinking it with a cloths peg to keep the vacuum in the extender for about ½-1 hour twice a day coating my DICK in vitamin e cream as lube, this is what transpired over 5 years my penis grew to and astounding 9.1/2 inches and 2 inches thick it was so long when I was skinny I had to lay my junk under my balls and the head used to just sat near my lower ass crack as I was trying not to show my junk in public.

Later at work mate once said “If I had the meat like you have I would not be hiding it in your pants I be showing it off to the girls as they are drawn to guy’s with big horse DICKS!” So to the big test put on very tight pants and walked around pretending to be minding my own business in the shopping malls and women would eyeball my junk then find an excuse to pick me up by chatting me up in the food halls or asking about some of the product lines on the store shelves.
Then at the swimming pools it was on for young and old the looks from the women and girls in my very tight swimmers they would try to get close to me in the water and bump themselves against me and say sorry then we have a chat and we would end up swapping numbers having a relationship.

At that time I got into a lots of relationships with married women and young girls 18-65 of age and some of the comments were “didn’t your mother give you any toys to play with when you were a kid” ”you should be so proud of that cock it’s so big and beautiful”. I had up to as many as 5 women on the go at a time and over the next 5 years they completely drained me and it was very ego boosting at the time.

Then out of the blue I met a young lady who was and absolute knockout a body to die for plus very mature for her age and we ended up in love and in steady relationship and I left behind all my history and became true to her and we have 5 sons and very happy to this day and I still rip one off a couple to 3 times a week at the ripe age of 73.

As I have now a heart condition and on the nitrate patches I have found if you put one on the shaft of your dick (15 minutes) only before sex then REMOVE it, then go for your jollies.
It dilates the blood vessels and then you have a full erection that will last for ages it is not for the faint heart-ed it will lower the blood pressure, only consider it if you have trouble getting erections much better than Viagra just a very small headache for a few minutes. (Be careful!).

Not like the fellow and his wife in the story from the previous post —his poor wife!