5 hour masturbation.

5 Fucking hours! Go to the mall or take a stroll around the park, do something. Masturbating for 5 fucking hours? Really!

Agreed, I wouldn’t go for more than an hour max. I love jerking off, but there is more to life than jerking off.

I agree as well, but some here are way to obessed with their peckers, but then again we clamp, hang, jelq and what not, but to masturbate for 5 hours and complain that it is swollen. What would one expect.

I like to treat myself to a 9 hour session about once a year.

During these marathons I usually drink a lot of water I need to take a break about every hour, benefits of letting things relax to avoid priapism.

Usually while on business trips I will set aparts one evening evening and have a 2-3 hour session. Need to stay out of trouble for one thing, but I admit that part of why I do this is indeed because of the loneliness and not being with my wife.

Screw taking a picture of your dick. Take a pic of your forearms man and post them. You must be like Popeye.

^ Now that’s funny!

Excellent!

As in

Quagmire discovers internet porn

You are just sore and rubbed raw. Not only will you heal in a few days, it will toughen up if you keep doing that. For future reference:

1. Use a slippery lube like astroglide.
2. Take a short break every three hours.
3. Marathon sex is better with a partner.

Hahaha! That was fucking funny.