Fleshlight

Because it threatens a woman’s authority over your sexual pleasure and reduces it’s cost.

Women like to make sex expensive as hell, and that process drives them crazy

I had one that was all gel, no outer case. After a hurried purchase I realised it had been modeled on some porn stars but hole, however you model that?

It was good at first, until it split at the end. I really don’t use it these days, which sort of sums it up. Still glad I purchased it and had the experience.

If your looking for stamina you could try the cock hero vidoe collection. I went from blowing in under 10 min to lasting for over 90 min.

They are the best out there IMO. I still have a couple from 15 years ago and while they are discolored now they still work just fine.

yea they’re pretty fucking awesome

It does start to get somewhat hard to not blow your load in them, but it’s still fun to just fuck the shit out of those stupid things. Plus, it’s a stamina training unit. So, just try not to blow your load in them. Ultimately, it’s a choice whether or not to blow your load into one of these things.

I ran out of lube and started fantasizing about fucking the fleshlight.

I put mine into the microwave for about 10 seconds. It was in there for two 5 second intervals. The microwave actually heats it from the inside out, and it got really hot inside of it. Not sure if you’re ‘suppose’ to do that, but I definitely will again.

Often I hear a fleshlight is great for edging and learning how to last longer in bed. Haven’t tried it though. It has more uses though, so you might consider buying one.

Put some ankle weights around it, use it to train your hands and lower arm muscles when you masturbate.

Use it to hold hotdogs or other sausages when you feed them to your dog (great if you don’t want to get bitten).

Put a LED in it (preferably red), turn it into a really cool night lamp. For maximum effect, put a single flower in it.

Use it as a mobile phone holder in the car (it looks like it might fit in a soda can slot).

Use it to hold slippery soap bars in a shower.

Place one on an empty pedestal in a modern art museum. When feeling creative, add a tag with an artist name (Rod Johnson comes to mind). Come back a few times to see how long it takes the curator to find out.

False. Microwaves heat any object from the outside in, just like any other device that can heat food. Most ready-to-eat stuff you can throw in a microwave is made so that the insides get very hot, but the outside is relatively insulating (e.g. a hot pocket), that is where the myth comes from.

Microwaves are exactly that: very small wavelength waves. The smaller the wavelength, the less penetrating power it has. However, it also depends on the material it is used on. Bread, meat and most other foods have the same properties when it comes to wave penetration so they heat up evenly. Ice reflects so much that it barely heats. That is why defrosting in microwaves takes ages. A table I saw puts soft plastics (like a fleshlight) even higher than ice, so be very careful heating it. Chances are you will make it only lukewarm one time, but melt it completely another time. And if you’re not careful, you are sticking your dick in a superheated, melted sea of silicon. Trust me, it will leave huge scars and the people in the hospital WILL laugh at you.

They offer a self heating attachment for all fleshlight models but note to self - never stick your member inside “a superheated, melted sea of silicon.”

This should be part of of the newbie routine - Injury prevention

Thanks for the detailed explanation on small wavelength waves; very informative.

I would love to get a flesh light but no company will ship them to Japan which I find weird as hell. All they have here are the one timers (fuck it once and throw it away).

TENGA are a Japanese company I believe - and just as the Japanese so often take other people’s designs and make them better, I believe they have done the same with the Fleshlight and created the TENGA Flip Hole. If you buy one, report back here :)