Opting for circumcision

We have found frozen “cave-men?”

I thought the only frozen guy that was found was in the Italian Alps (circa 1993), and is supposedly 4,000 years old.
AND, his penis was missing; supposedly stolen by hikers.

I remember on Scooby-Doo they found a frozen cave man. Someone left a portable heater next to the frigid figure and he was de-frosted. Turned out that it was all a hoax by a scientist to scare away the public so he could continue counterfeiting money in the basement of the museum. Luckily, the Scooby gang foiled the plan.

Is this a new PE technique? sounds a little dangerous but given enough evidence that it works I’ll give it a try.

It works awesome. Just insert your penis on one of the rollers and turn it on. It may hurt, but you get a good stretch. Remember, no pain, no gain. Good luck.

what grit should I be using?

Is it true that the grit directly equates o your gains? so if I want a 9 incher I should use 90 grit?

Also any advice on how to stay conscious during the workout? and what do I use to stop the bleeding?

Yes. It’s called keratinization. Don’t you remember how smooth and shiny your erect glans was when you had a foreskin? I’d guess it’s now rough and dry looking because the skin in keratinized. Keratin is present in callouses, fingernails, and other dry, hard skin surfaces.

I was making a joke like the callouses on your hands from hard work. :(

:rolling:

This is precisely why email is not an effective means of communicating detail. I am enjoying myself anyway - spouting useless info. I hope you guys are as well.

Stubby - Right on. You are correct, the Jews do make this claim.

Ramrod - we have found more than one frozen person. Whether or not they lived in a cave I do not know. As for the guy in the Alps, Ötzi, late research seems to show that he did have a penis, but that it shriveled up to virtually nothing during 5300 years of curing on the top of a frozen mountain.

I used “frozen cave men” as joking reference toward anything predating 6000 BC. I did this because the vast majority of cultural info available about anyone before that time is sparse. The worst it gets before petering out to nothing, is cave painting. There is, however, a clear point at which man seems to have become conceptual. It happened at about 28,000BC when portable pieces of art begin to show up pretty often and cave painting began full force. These pieces incorporated the important stuff: food; livestock, breasts, penises. The essentials. All exaggerated into a fanciful concoctions of the mind.

Lastly, although I cannot account for all the numbers of real penises involved here on mummies or the like, I can say for absolute certain art dating from early times does show forms of genital “manipulation” of one sort another, if not complete circumcision.

By design.you’re born with foreskin just like the other mammals. I’d rather be uncut.