7x5.5 Is The New 8x6. Downsides Of Having A Huge Dick

Judging from the site The Average Body, I’m clearly slightly above average in penis and hand size. Which is OK, I don’t care for numbers. But the spots I’ve excelled in are, shoe size, weight.

NTs Stats:

Penis Size: 6.7”
Hand Width: 3.7”
Hand Length: 7.0”

Weight: 275lbs of muscle. :)
Shoe Size: 13

:)

If I measure across my palm with a ruler, it’s about 3.7”, but if I grip the ruler the same way I’d close my hand around my dick, it’s over 4”. Just pointing that out because it makes a difference if you are using hands to judge length.

I met a guy with large hands one time. Was ridiculous. I’d guess width wise his hands were 5” across and possible 8” in length. He had long fingernails to, and I almost threw up. :(

How can you be 275 lbs of muscle? Even Dwayne Johnson, also known as The Rock, is only 265 lbs at 6’5” and he is HUGE. Do you use steroids or just have the best genetics ever?

Genetics mostly. I have some fat but it’s not that much. It might add 15lbs, but it’s so little that I never count it. I also have a very stocky build. No steroids. Resting heart is 70bpm, and my doctor thinks I’m insanely healthy. So if I adjust, I could say I weight 260lbs of muscle but the fat I do have is coming off quickly. And I’m still at 270lbs.

Haha the funny thing is this all began with a joke

Ahhh I see, I am indeed familiar with the PC muscle but it did not register with me, I didnt see the underline either :-/ . Actually how do you enter the stats that appear below a persons comment, I just don’t know what that is called

Hugz all round :) :spin:

What’s your body building training regimen? Kind of getting off topic here so…what’s your body building training regimen because I feel it would help me show off my 7.75 x 5.5 and won’t feel the need to get an 8x6 because of the listed downsides of having a huge dick. (Don’t want to derail the topic obligatory explanation :) )

That is called your signature and is accessed by selecting your user name at the top right of your screen and then selecting the “settings” button on the drop down menu. Select the Profile tab and the signature button will appear. Now you can insert whatever you want to assault the eyes and senses of all who read your posts. :spin:

Ηey Naked Tomato…Do you wanna grapple a little with me? I am 5.7, 170 pounds, my hands are 4 inches wide and 6.5 long.. My art was greco-roman wrestling. I bet I can take you…. NOT! Dude, you are huge!! Don’t you scare all men away? How tall are you?

My humor gland was tickled by this

Ah it is the sig-na-ture. (looks closely due to age related bad eye sight (actually not old) )

thank you. :spin: :spin: :spin: :spin: :spin:

Yes NT, reveal your Meat giant secrets.

You must make so much money to maintain that and your stomach would have to be so huge. I just don’t get it with some of these guys. Why were you talking to me about bodily pain being bad Mr. 270 lb muscle man. Hypocrit. lol.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Mine:

Penis Size: 7.75” (but started at 6.75”)
Hand Width: 3”
Hand Length: 7.25”
Weight: 170
Shoe Size: US 9

Again, I’d have to say the hand width is off on that site, when it comes to the average female. Given me hands are around that size, most girls I know have hands smaller than mine, although to by a huge amount. I’d put the average closer to 2.5-2.75”, and the really small girls (4’11-5’2 and under 100 lbs) between 2”-2.5”.

There aren’t any secrets. I workout, 6 days a week. And eat a lot of protein. I’m not cut, and I’m only 5’10”.

The real secret is that just seeing me on the street, I don’t look 270lbs. It’s just the way my body is. So the only thing we can go back to is genetics and my diet which is mostly protein, and little fat.

;) And I could grapple with you, just make sure you don’t get caught under my legs. It’ll be all over. Haha

My stats are:

Penis Size: 7.75”
Hand Width: 4.25”
Hand Length: 8.25”
Weight: 240 lbs (lean weight around 210-220)
Height: 6’3”
Shoe Size: US 12.5

Based on this and the fact that I have about a 1.5 inch fat pad, I would need 12 inches for my dick to stick out two inches past both hands. Haha.