A flaccid Is not your friend

Getting older is no joke. I’m approaching 50 and it sucks. However my EQ seems to be holding out.

I have many shared feeling with the OP. Wife uninterested. Tadalafil use but Christ Alive it gives me headaches and a stuffed nose.

As far as flaccid is concerned, going commando has helped massively. Plus. Each morning, after a shower, I stretch. It’s private time and so I have time. I stretch over a fulcrum as per DL plus my own ‘sit up’ stretch is amazing. Then the usual downwards stretch that is now usually accompanied with the cock click of release on the ligament. Then, I hang naturally all day. No weight just hanging. BTW, as it’s usual in the UK, I’m uncut so skin back all day too. Keeps the flaccid hang long and fluffed. Skin don’t stay back unless I’ve stretched fully first. I’ve gone from a 3 inches to a 5.5 flaccid with no bother. That’s no growth, just the ability to hang what you’ve got.

Just my two peneth worth.

For sure flaccid measure is so fickle,today measure down: almost 6.5.

Cold water measure: 5.0 (I don’t think that I will repeat the experience again) lol

For a year now, my innerwear seems to be helping to add gain flaccid.

DJ

And after all this time he thought that he could trust you!

Thanks for taking one for the team dj!

Hi LittleEngine!
I hope that my penis will forgive me soon.
He seems to be angry now. lol
DJ :-)

Instead of chill out, I guess that would be a chill in, 🤪.

PE is definitely helping my ED, I even managed to measure my erection last at about 90% hard. I think one of the problems with me is that I’d consumed so much porn that I’d built up a tolerance to erotic stimuli. I think I’ll go a week without watching porn and see if that helps.

I finished this thread and I need an enigma code cracker for that weird ass language you guys were using.

Lol

Exactly !! :-)

Call it what you want but that’s an impressive flaccid gain. Bottom line, when you unzip your pants and your flaccid flops out and it longer than the average erect Dick, you should smile.

I have had a similar increase in my flaccid as well.

Going from a grower to a show-er is a huge accomplishment.

Cheers

Every area of The UK has its own dialect and colloquialisms.
I remember sitting outside a bar in Reykjavik, Iceland, chatting with a friend: after about 5 minutes a Texan on the next table asked us what country we were from because it sounded a bit like English we were speaking, but he couldn’t understand much of it. We immediately switched from Yorkshire/Hull English to Roger Moore/Queen’s English.

It’s sad that local dialects are dying out as people seldom live in one area all their lives. I have a habit of almost instantly picking up the accent of wherever I am, as of necessity in the past I’ve had to blend in quickly. Despite coming from an area of England with one of the strongest, and most ugly of regional accents, I typically sound like a neutral BBC News reader, courtesy of having been sent to a posh school. The sort of all-boys school with gang showers for after a rugger match that either cures you of ever worrying about the size of your flaccid, or gives you a complex about it :eek: :D

I will add this….

When comes to progressing in PE, a larger flaccid is an indicator that we are gaining size. I know in hotter weather flaccid gets bigger and in winter smaller, but overall larger flaccid and longer BPFSL usually means that we are gaining. Although i am a shower, anytime i do gain bpfsl or flaccid is thicker and i am doing the exercises, i am on the right track.

I’ve noticed that people in the South of England especially in shops, are really polite to me before I speak, but when I do my very best Roger Moore voice, they still detect I’m from the North and then treat me like a third class citizen. I think people from the South have northerners as pets.

If anyone is remotely interested in antandann’s and my side conversation about Northerners or indeed Yorkshiremen, I’d recommend searching YouTube for Harry Enfield Yorkshireman or Harry Enfield Yorkshire Airlines or for Harry and Paul Jack the New Northerner for the pet reference. They pretty much tell you all you need to know, and (especially the Yorkshire Airlines one) are fabulously funny!

I love all those shows and the Hale and Pace song Northern Calypso : “I gu darn t’ pub, drink 10 pints, ‘ecky thump am gettin’ plasted, a gu back ‘ome beat up wife, cos am a big fat Northern B*stard!”

**never mind***