A flaccid Is not your friend

I’m a newb to PE (about a month) and to be honest, with my month gains I could stay at maintenance level and be good as I’m 52 years of age, my wife (whom I adore) has turned asexual mid menopause and I haven’t gotten jiggy in 50 months (and yes I’m counting ), I have no desire to turn my penis into an internet influencer and I don’t want any bragging rights as at 52 that would be really sad.

I just have one quick question, does anyone else find it almost impossible to measure a flaccid? It’s almost like the double split experiment where an electron changes into a solid or a wave depending on the act of being observed. I know I could take measurements throughout the day and get an average, damn the flaccid is so unpredictable. Obviously heat influences flaccid size, but there are many other things that send it rogue, and I don’t know if I’m normal or a freak: stim dick, taking a shit, after PE exercises, after sitting down, listening to Justin Beiber, etc.

Yeah, I’ll take an average. So, because I think I now know how to decipher the mercurial flaccid, another question.. Is it normal for your smallest shrivel dick to make an acorn feel huge, no matter how much you’ve gained? I came back home last night from a four hour walk, in sub zero temperatures, soaked to the skin as it had rained heavily for the full 4 hour walk and measured my penis as soon as I got home, and there was the classic an ‘inch and a wrinkle’, as we say in England. Does shrinkage always take you back to your before PE shrivelled size? For example, if I get to my goal of between 5-6 flaccid, would it still shrivel to 1 and a half inches?

Any guys on here who have made say between 75% and above flaccid gains, does complete and utter shrinkage size ever increase? This is just in case I decide to go to a nudist colony, in the bleak mid winter and go for a swim in the icy North Atlantic. Knowledge is power, right? Or is it Man’s fate to always be humbled by his ‘in retreat’ winkle? I know, if that ever happens, I’ll just keep my traction device on. I don’t know which would be more embarrassing, a penis that looks like you stole it from a newborn boy, or walking around with a 7.5 inch stretched flaccid that looks like you are trying to extract a confession from a stick of spaghetti.

It’s just so depressing looking at a 1.5 inch shrivel cock, think I’ll move to death valley , where it’s warm in the day.

It is acceptable to untuck or lightly stretch your flaccid penis before measuring. The key to measuring is be consistent from measurement to measurement.

A turtled dick is nature’s way of protecting the goods, so having a shriveled dick after being outside in the wet cold is no surprise. I have noticed a difference in my flaccid hang between winter and summer, but a nice warm shower will get it back in shape at least for a short time.

Thanks for the replies, I was just trying to establish a start flaccid size. I think if a little coaxing is allowed, that I was between 3.25 and 3.5 inch. I always felt inadequate as I was just under the average flaccid of 3.6 inch. Although, those measurements were NBP if my memory serves me correctly, so I probably was over the average. I’ll never know now.

I measure my flaccid a few different ways.

1) In order to track actual gains, bone pressed, while standing and my Dick is parallel to the floor, same as I measure for erect length. I use a firm ruler.

2) Flaccid hang measured with a tailors tape, non bone pressed. Measuring down tends to provide a bit of extra length on the ruler, 👍.
This is not the most consistent way to measure.

And yeah, the cold weather is no friend of my Friend.

For flaccid I measure bpfsl for monitoring gains and nbp flaccid hang for my ego.

Flaccid is so fickle I never bother to measure it. The closest I get to measuring is looking in the mirror and giving myself an imaginary high five if I’ve been pumping and had tadalafil, (which I occasionally take at the weekend for no reason other than I like the way it makes my penis hang), or reminding myself if I’ve just come in from a sub-zero run, that from tiny acorns do great oaks grow.

antandann, just to confuse most of the good folk here I’ll say…by ‘eck Yorkshire in January’s nithering and there’s nowt as daft as tryin’ to get good measure o’ flaccid when you’d be better off of a Friday night pullin on a gansy, popping down to chippy for scran, n gettin a brew on. Getting an average measure now’ll still be diff’rent to average in a maftin’ week in July. So don’t worry thi sen. (Guys, don’t bother with Google Translate, it’s a foreign language all of its own). 😁

Hi Stixman!
You are right, I measured down (non bone pressed) recently and I was 6.5 … today: between 6.0 - 6.25.
Sure that the cold weather or cold water are not a friend of my penis.
DJ

Lol, almost identical to my take on the ever elusive barometer of the flaccid.

It’s a better indicator of how the weather is doing than how my PE is going:-)

And I also enjoy how my flaccid looks after I have treated myself on some random weekend to 10mg of tadalafil.

With that said, if I am experiencing significant turtling I will back off on my PE.

@Firegoat I’ve just discovered that wearing a traction device while laughing increases the stretch. “Dats exactly ow the talk roun ere, ol lad, it woz pissin it darn and wen I got back at r arse I checked on mi ol jimmy riddler, I fort t me sen, tol acorn ad dropped darn kegs when ad warked uner oak treer. Fanks fo reply ol cocker spadge, thas reet cheered an ol bloke up naw end tha nos?”

Christ the spell check will explode haha.

Thanks for all the replies guys, this site belongs in an alternate dimension where it’s possible to grow your dick! If only, this site had been around in the 80s. The dark art of growing cock, oh well, better late than never at 52; I suppose you don’t really appreciate being loaded, unless you’ve known extreme poverty.

@LittleEngine, yeah the flaccid is definitely the most accurate barometer in the world. I think I will order the new improved dick pills as I can get only Viagra free from my GP, but they give you just a 4 hour ‘re-entry’ window, which hardly (no pun intended) leaves a lot for spontaneity, and we all know they are the best sessions.

I’ll start on the lowest dose of Tadalifil, I think it’s 2.5 mg. I know some of them give you a 72 hour window if you have erectile dysfunction, so really you would cease to be impotent in effect. I hear you get morning wood again, which gradually disappear as you make your way through the senescence tunnel to oblivion. At least that’s been the case with my high blood pressure arse.

Yes, time for Tadalafil to be added to my drug combo. I’ll get them from the same place I get my Modafinil, cheers for the comments.

I do it recreationally on a weekend every now and then. I would not recommend being on it regularly unless you have ED.

For me it’s increased.

I surf on weekends 4-6h straight on cold water plus wearing a wetsuit which squeezes. Before PE it would completely disappear after the surf, now it stays shrunk but a very good part pointing straight out like a frozen stick, after warm shower it all come back to normal.

@LittleEngine, I do have erectile dysfunction and I’d buy the 72 hour dick pill. Why wouldn’t you take the Tadalafil regularly, unwanted side effects? Viagra gives me a headache and makes me feel like I have man flu.

I’d eat my hamster’s turds if I thought it would make me feel more alive.

Lol, no hamster turds!

If you have ED, it makes sense.

For those who do not have ED, it is probably healthier to exercise their manhood without the support of medication.