Another newbie thread.

Hi guys.. I’m complete newb.. Sort of embarassed but imean.. I’ve met a really great girl and I just.. If I could gain a n inch within a year or whatever.. I’ll be happy.. If it works and I can get up to 7” awesome.. But it’s not really like.. That’s not what I’m sorrying about.. I just wanna be big enough to know I can satisfy her great and any girl I meet..

I’m 6’4 290.. And I play football so.. Heh that’s probably why I’m not freaking out too much about increasing my ‘manhood’.. But I do know that .. That is the only thing that screws up my confidence sometimes..

Ya I’m a little chubby but.I’ma big man and a big frame.. I workout 4 times a week and run atleast that.. Have a little fat pocket on my groin so that doesn’t help but.. I work my ass off non-PE style so.. It’ll be gone..

Right now I’m 5.5inches from the BP and like 5.2 around the base..

If you guys have any suggestions and references for a noob that’s awesome.. I just got done w/ my first workout and I’m gonna go put on the hot wrap..

The Wake Up Cloth
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The Long Shlong
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The Jelq
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Horizontal Movement
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The Wake Up Cloth
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PC Flex Basic
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That’s the penis-health workout I did.. It took me about an hour or so.. I was just trying to figure out what I’m doing.. I’ll get better on it.. Practice makes perfect :)

Feel free to critique.. Just the thought that I can get to 6.5-7 sounds great.. Cause it’d be nice to have a proportional dong.. Heh

Welcome from one Newb to another. :) Second time in on day I’ve seen “long schlong” as an exercise.. What is it, some sort of stretch I’d assume. Yeah?

Long schlong?!

Whats that?

I guess it’s just.. A stretching.. You hold it out for 15seconds.. Then massage the blood back into it.. Do that 5 times.. Then do it to the right.. Then the center again.. Then the left.. Then the center again.. 5 times or so each..

Kind of awkward.. I enjoyd jelqing though.. Actually felt like I was making it grow while I was doing it.

Ah, so the Long Schlong is just a basic stretch. I see :)

Yep.. So does all that look right I mean? What all should I be doing.. How long etc etc.

I’ll trade you some of your height for some of my penis length. Think it over.

There is no truth to the rumor that extra periods in your posts give you extra inches on the ruler. One per sentence is plenty. ;)

Welcome to the forum. Another Zonie to the mix I see. :)

Quiet.. Heh my periods are sexy and original..

But anyway.. Just an update.. I felt the need to knuckle shuffle.. And just for the hell of it.. I measured it.. Granted I used a tape measure.. And I didn’t go all the way to the bone.. I just pushed my pooch down a bit and all..

But it was 6 inches.. I was like wow.. I’m sure it’s all temporary from the stretching but.. It felt good to see that.. Plus I since I think today was the first time I’ve done anything.. I didn’t do it all right and it took a while to .. I think once I get into the routine and do it hardcore.. Wow.. I’m excited..

But the temporary length increases alone are.. Worth the effort so.. Woohoo.. And like I said. I’ma lil chubby.. Once I get rid of that fat there.. It’ll LOOk a lot better.. I’m modest about gains.. .5inch to 1 inch would just be fantastic.. Woohooo.. Anyway ya.. Ty

They won’t be for long if you don’t take the nice Moderator’s advice. He was very nice and considerate, please take a look at the forum guidelines, it will do you some real good.

“Quiet.. Heh my periods are sexy and original.”

So were mine, but I didn’t use them in a sentence. Now, be a good chap and follow the advice of the nice moderator. Otherwise, this moderator gets her panties in a bunch and starts screaming at you ;)

Oh, and welcome to Thunders.

Am I seriously being roasted for using extra periods? Seriously. Let’s just think about that. But fine apparently elipses are banned. So I’ll be good.

Good.