How to measure it

I have been doing newbie routine for 5 weeks now. I measure my tool every Monday. And I have noticed that my measures have jumped up and down. This has been happening particularly on flaccid length. I have been wondering if my flaccid hasn’t been “that flaccid”. Should I put it to fridge to get it “that flaccid” or how do you do it? Could somebody tell me how to measure it right (what does these EBPL and etc. Mean and how do I get them? And if somebody has already made that, a link to that would make the same.

Flaccid size can be influenced by many things like sex, temperature, working out etc.

You thinking of serving it at a buffet?

Seriously - I shouldn’t bother measuring flacid at all - There are too many variables that the whole exercise is likely to become meaningless and WORSE - It can go down which is very fucking depressing.